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Modern-Day Rebels Just Plan On Celebrating Holidays Like Normal (11/16/20)
The Babylon Bee ^
| November 16, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 11/20/2020 5:12:20 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
GRAND RAPIDS, MI—According to anonymous sources, one local Michigan family is choosing to rise up against tyranny and rebel against cultural norms by celebrating the holidays with friends and family, just like normal. In a leak to the press, Governor Whitmer's network of spies revealed that the Ritterson family is planning on having brothers, sisters, and grandparents over for a lovely Thanksgiving and Christmas, filling the home with warmth and joy.
"Don't these murderous insurrectionists know that we're in the middle of a pandemic?" bellowed Governor Whitmer. "I will not have my authority questioned by this rebel scum!"
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
11/20/2020 5:14:12 AM PST
by
madison10
(Give Thanks to the Lord, for He is good.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are we sure this is satire? 😁
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posted on
11/20/2020 5:17:22 AM PST
by
Mark17
(USAF Retired. Father of a US Air Force commissioned officer, and trained Air Force combat pilot. )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If a year ago, someone told me in the future, eating turkey and stuffing would be an act of rebellion, I would have thought they were a raving loon.
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posted on
11/20/2020 5:31:33 AM PST
by
Flick Lives
(My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Bellow away, Wretched Gretchen.
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posted on
11/20/2020 5:43:22 AM PST
by
sauropod
(Let them eat kale. I will not comply. Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis. This is how Democracy dies.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"I will not have my authority questioned by this rebel scum!",she toasted to 250 guests assembled at a swanky Napa Valley winery to celebrate Gavin Newsom's birthday.
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posted on
11/20/2020 5:49:13 AM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
DEFIANCE NOT COMPLIANCE!
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posted on
11/20/2020 6:47:23 AM PST
by
The Sons of Liberty
(A Deplorable behind enemy lines in the newly occupied socialist state of Georgia)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Sometimes the Bee confuses satire with reality.
This is one of them.
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:12:35 AM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
To: Flick Lives
If a year ago, someone told me in the future, eating turkey and stuffing would be an act of rebellion, I would have thought they were a raving loon. If a year ago, someone told me in 2020 things would have happened that have, I would have thought they were a raving loon.
This year has been beyond belief.
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posted on
11/20/2020 7:13:51 AM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Satire??!! Close to reality!!
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