Posted on 10/31/2020 10:20:02 AM PDT by Forgiven_Sinner
Since Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed to the Supreme Court, she and the other judges have wasted no time in remaking America in their image. This is what we were warned about. In only two days, 23 landmark cases have been decided by the new conservative Supreme Court. God help us all.
United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- Determined that Trump has already won reelection Walsh v. Dweedlestein, 5-4 ruling -- We are to be a theocracy under God United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Trump is now the Galactic Emperor Of Man Acosta v. Elisha, 9-0 ruling -- All journalists shall be thrown into a pit with a she-bear Gorka v. Kagan, 5-4 ruling -- All justices must now wear MAGA hats Subway v. Hebrew National, 6-3 ruling -- A hotdog is now legally classified as a sandwich Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling -- Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie Gates v. Cook, 7-2 ruling -- .GIF must now be pronounced with a hard "G" American Airlines v. Moore, 6-3 ruling -- The person in the middle seat of an airplane gets both armrests Casey v. Brown, 6-3 ruling -- Washing your feet in the shower is unconstitutional United States v. West, 5-4 ruling -- The dress is blue and black United States v. Barrett, 6-3 ruling -- All women must have at least 7 children Papa Johns v. Tony's, 5-4 ruling -- All pizzas must now have pineapple on top United States v. Silverman, 9-0 ruling -- Annoying celebrity videos telling you to vote are now illegal Bartolli v. Xanderatrix, 5-4 ruling -- Single women are now limited to only 3 cats Taco Bell v. Chad, 9-0 ruling -- All Taco Bells must put the Crunchwrap back on the dollar menu United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Everyone must have a Christopher Columbus Statue in their yard LaPierre v. Morgan, 6-3 ruling -- Gun ownership is now mandatory United States v. Crystal Marina, 9-0 ruling -- Grants McConnell Protected Status as an endangered turtle United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- All faces on Mt. Rushmore must now be replaced by Trump Babylon Bee v. Facebook, 9-0 ruling -- Babylon Bee no longer allowed to tell jokes about AOC Burger King v. Carson, 5-4 ruling -- "Impossible Meat" now illegal Thomas v. Breyer, 8-1 ruling -- In favor of stealing Justice Breyer's milk money and shutting him in a locker Amazing. Let's see what they come up with next week!
Since Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed to the Supreme Court, she and the other judges have wasted no time in remaking America in their image. This is what we were warned about. In only two days, 23 landmark cases have been decided by the new conservative Supreme Court. God help us all.
United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- Determined that Trump has already won reelection Walsh v. Dweedlestein, 5-4 ruling -- We are to be a theocracy under God United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Trump is now the Galactic Emperor Of Man Acosta v. Elisha, 9-0 ruling -- All journalists shall be thrown into a pit with a she-bear Gorka v. Kagan, 5-4 ruling -- All justices must now wear MAGA hats Subway v. Hebrew National, 6-3 ruling -- A hotdog is now legally classified as a sandwich Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling -- Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie Gates v. Cook, 7-2 ruling -- .GIF must now be pronounced with a hard "G" American Airlines v. Moore, 6-3 ruling -- The person in the middle seat of an airplane gets both armrests Casey v. Brown, 6-3 ruling -- Washing your feet in the shower is unconstitutional United States v. West, 5-4 ruling -- The dress is blue and black United States v. Barrett, 6-3 ruling -- All women must have at least 7 children Papa Johns v. Tony's, 5-4 ruling -- All pizzas must now have pineapple on top United States v. Silverman, 9-0 ruling -- Annoying celebrity videos telling you to vote are now illegal Bartolli v. Xanderatrix, 5-4 ruling -- Single women are now limited to only 3 cats Taco Bell v. Chad, 9-0 ruling -- All Taco Bells must put the Crunchwrap back on the dollar menu United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Everyone must have a Christopher Columbus Statue in their yard LaPierre v. Morgan, 6-3 ruling -- Gun ownership is now mandatory United States v. Crystal Marina, 9-0 ruling -- Grants McConnell Protected Status as an endangered turtle United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- All faces on Mt. Rushmore must now be replaced by Trump Babylon Bee v. Facebook, 9-0 ruling -- Babylon Bee no longer allowed to tell jokes about AOC Burger King v. Carson, 5-4 ruling -- "Impossible Meat" now illegal Thomas v. Breyer, 8-1 ruling -- In favor of stealing Justice Breyer's milk money and shutting him in a locker
Amazing. Let's see what they come up with next week!
Maybe if it were formatted to be readable
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Hilarious! And a reformat:
United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling — Determined that Trump has already won reelection
Walsh v. Dweedlestein, 5-4 ruling — We are to be a theocracy under God
United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling — Trump is now the Galactic Emperor Of Man
Acosta v. Elisha, 9-0 ruling — All journalists shall be thrown into a pit with a she-bear
Gorka v. Kagan, 5-4 ruling — All justices must now wear MAGA hats
Subway v. Hebrew National, 6-3 ruling — A hotdog is now legally classified as a sandwich
Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling — Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie
Gates v. Cook, 7-2 ruling — .GIF must now be pronounced with a hard “G”
American Airlines v. Moore, 6-3 ruling — The person in the middle seat of an airplane gets both armrests
Casey v. Brown, 6-3 ruling — Washing your feet in the shower is unconstitutional
United States v. West, 5-4 ruling — The dress is blue and black
United States v. Barrett, 6-3 ruling — All women must have at least 7 children
Papa Johns v. Tony’s, 5-4 ruling — All pizzas must now have pineapple on top
United States v. Silverman, 9-0 ruling — Annoying celebrity videos telling you to vote are now illegal
Bartolli v. Xanderatrix, 5-4 ruling — Single women are now limited to only 3 cats
Taco Bell v. Chad, 9-0 ruling — All Taco Bells must put the Crunchwrap back on the dollar menu
United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling — Everyone must have a Christopher Columbus Statue in their yard
LaPierre v. Morgan, 6-3 ruling — Gun ownership is now mandatory
United States v. Crystal Marina, 9-0 ruling — Grants McConnell Protected Status as an endangered turtle
United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling — All faces on Mt. Rushmore must now be replaced by Trump
Babylon Bee v. Facebook, 9-0 ruling — Babylon Bee no longer allowed to tell jokes about AOC
Burger King v. Carson, 5-4 ruling — “Impossible Meat” now illegal
Thomas v. Breyer, 8-1 ruling — In favor of stealing Justice Breyer’s milk money and shutting him in a locker
The DieHard ruling was long overdue! ;-)
I was panicked while looking for the source!
United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- Determined that Trump has already won reelection
Walsh v. Dweedlestein, 5-4 ruling -- We are to be a theocracy under God
United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Trump is now the Galactic Emperor Of Man
Acosta v. Elisha, 9-0 ruling -- All journalists shall be thrown into a pit with a she-bear
Gorka v. Kagan, 5-4 ruling -- All justices must now wear MAGA hats
Subway v. Hebrew National, 6-3 ruling -- A hotdog is now legally classified as a sandwich
Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling -- Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie
Gates v. Cook, 7-2 ruling -- .GIF must now be pronounced with a hard "G"
American Airlines v. Moore, 6-3 ruling -- The person in the middle seat of an airplane gets both armrests
Casey v. Brown, 6-3 ruling -- Washing your feet in the shower is unconstitutional
United States v. West, 5-4 ruling -- The dress is blue and black
United States v. Barrett, 6-3 ruling -- All women must have at least 7 children
Papa Johns v. Tony's, 5-4 ruling -- All pizzas must now have pineapple on top
United States v. Silverman, 9-0 ruling -- Annoying celebrity videos telling you to vote are now illegal
Bartolli v. Xanderatrix, 5-4 ruling -- Single women are now limited to only 3 cats
Taco Bell v. Chad, 9-0 ruling -- All Taco Bells must put the Crunchwrap back on the dollar menu
United States v. Trump, 5-4 ruling -- Everyone must have a Christopher Columbus Statue in their yard
LaPierre v. Morgan, 6-3 ruling -- Gun ownership is now mandatory
United States v. Crystal Marina, 9-0 ruling -- Grants McConnell Protected Status as an endangered turtle
United States v. Trump, 6-3 ruling -- All faces on Mt. Rushmore must now be replaced by Trump
Babylon Bee v. Facebook, 9-0 ruling -- Babylon Bee no longer allowed to tell jokes about AOC
Burger King v. Carson, 5-4 ruling -- "Impossible Meat" now illegal
Thomas v. Breyer, 8-1 ruling -- In favor of stealing Justice Breyer's milk money and shutting him in a locker
Amazing. Let's see what they come up with next week!
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Jerry Jones v Washington Football Club - 5-4. The Washington Football Club will now be known only as the Redskins.
I also want a 9-0 ruling that under the Insurrection Act, the President can use the military to remove professional soccer, which is clearly an attack on American exceptionalism and hegemony.
So was the Burger King one. LOL
Personally, I’m fond of calling them WTF nowadays.
AS FOR THE PINEAPPLE, WE ARE NOT AMUSED!
They’ve been busy.
DANG!
How before USA Today fact-checks this?
>>Amazon v. Smith, 6-3 ruling — Die Hard is now legally classified as a Christmas movie<<
About damn time!!
>>I’m disappointed they didn’t rule on baseball’s clearly unconstitutional designated hitter.<<
They were avoiding controversy.
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