Skip to comments.We Were Warned: SCOTUS Rules 6-3 That Voting For Biden Is Unconstitutional
Posted on 10/27/2020 7:36:24 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, DCThey tried to warn us, but we didn't listen. Only one day after the confirmation of far far-right conservative Catholic justice Amy Coney Barrett, the Supreme Court held a special session to strike down all laws that allow people to vote for Joe Biden for president.
In the landmark 6-3 decision in which the 6 aggressive far-right-wing justices ganged up on the innocent progressive justices, it was determined that every constitutional amendment prohibits voting for the Democratic candidate.
According to secret anonymous sources, ACB was overheard saying to a friend: "Yeah, it's unconstitutional to vote for Joe Biden, mainly because he's a commie. Also, the constitution doesn't mention the name 'Joe Biden' anywhere which means he's not eligible to become president because I'm an originalist and that's totally how originalism works." According to the unnamed sources, she then turned to a colleague and said, "I hate women!"
Brave resistance fighters from across the country have descended on the capital to demand their right to vote for Joe Biden. "This is a dark day," said one protestor.
Democrat lawmakers are vowing to fight this Supreme Court ruling by packing the court with more judges who will then make it illegal to vote for Republicans.
Wait, it's true?!
OMG, there are going to be Leftists out there who will lose their minds over this Babylon Bee article, thinking it is genuine!
They will probably fact check it!
The same people who were outraged by the insinuation that coyotes couldn’t possibly carry illegals over the border in large numbers, since a coyote could only carry perhaps one baby at at time...:)
The Bee is great - I believe them more than the MSM.
More accurate if they had said 5-4.
It can't be Trump's three SC picks! Wait a second -- as this is Halloween week, were these three votes holding the minority opinion all from the spirit world?
Let me guess -- were their initials something (loosely) like the following?
This will quoted in some msm outlet tomorrow as real.
Mark my words.
That’s how I knew it was satire - because they suggested Roberts was in the Majority.
It is true, because Camel (a 2-humper) is not natural born US citizen.
lol....I love it!
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