Posted on 09/21/2020 7:35:10 PM PDT by metmom
EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.
"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."
The set will also come with toy televisions, cell phones, jewelry, and clothing, allowing kids to simulate looting before they torch the entire set. The set will be available in stores for $399 because of capitalism.
Experts are questioning the wisdom of this move by Fisher-Price, mainly because people in the target market don't typically have any kids. "We know we'll probably only sell, like, 3 of these," said Flufferton, "but selling them isn't the point. We just need you to know we're on the right side of history."
I thought this would be more Playmobil territory, to supplement its TSA set.
LOLOL....had to check...you can’t tell reality stories, from the Bee, these days.
How will that EVER get past the CPSC. Can’t they just use modulated red/yellow LED’s? :)
Got me.
A lot of Babylon Bee’s satire are rather lame.
This, though, is good one! Thoroughly believable in this insane asylum we’re living in.
Snopes gives this article four pinnochios. :-P
The Bee has a LOT of really good satire this week.
The dems have given them a lot of material.
Doesn’t come with matches?
Well, lots of toys don’t come with batteries, so I would expect not.
Molotov cocktails sold separately...
I had a great laugh from this.
If they knocked the price down, there might actually be a market for it. People are that unhinged nowadays.
Lol. The Bee is on fire these days.
The other new item is a makeup kit for kids with instructions on how to fraudulently identify as black for preferential treatment.
I hear Nurf is selling a new gun with a new policeman target and another one a guy wearing a MAGA hat.
egads ya got me on that one- lol
shoulda figured it was BB lol
The Left is the gift that keeps on giving for Conservative humor writers.
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