Libertarian Party Reminds Americans They Can Actually Choose Lesser Of Three Evils

The Babylon Bee ^ | September 10, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

U.S.—As election day in America draws nearer, the Libertarian Party is reminding Americans that they don't have to choose the lesser of two evils in a corrupt two-party system. This year, thanks to Libertarian candidate Dr. Jo Jorgensen, they can now choose the least of three evils!

"This is a game-changer for this country," said Dr. Jorgensen as she received a rabies shot due to her recent bat bite. "Americans have too long been forced into an impossible choice between two parties who are not serving or representing the people. We are proud to be adding a third choice to that mix, allowing citizens to pick between three flavors of evil rather than just two!"

Voters have expressed interest in Dr. Jorgensen's position that private citizens should be allowed to own an M1 Abrams tank, but some are balking at her pro-abortion stance, which many see as a deal-breaker. Others are worried they'll never hear the end of it from Biden and Trump supporters if they "throw away their vote" on a third-party candidate. Jorgensen is working hard to convince skeptical voters that when it comes to evil, she definitely comes in a distant third behind Biden and Trump.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

THREE evils! Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

DANG!

[E. Pluribus Unum]

That’s a really good way to elect the greater of three evils.

[gundog]

That would be the least of three evils, and...no.

[JonPreston]

50 days out and here come the crackpots.

[CatOwner]

Obviously the checks from Soros didn’t bounce.

[Revenge of Sith]

Libertarians would let a billion Chinese come to the United States.

[Fiddlstix]

The least of three evils is still EVIL!

[itsahoot]

Libertarian Party Reminds Americans They Can Actually Choose Lesser Of Three Evils

We already did Dufus.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

And a billion Mexicans.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

LOL!

[MSF BU]

Responsible for Senator Tester.

[MSF BU]

Responsible for Senator Tester.

[captain_dave]

Libertarians are almost as bad as democrats. Only difference is they won’t steal everything you own. However, their open borders will destroy the country just as effectively as socialism will.

[Nateman]

I was a Libertarian in my youth. I not only got tired of of losing, I realized we are in a fight against the pure evil of the Democrat Party and we will not will that war by ignoring our own generals and fighting independently. The Rat party is too monstrous an organized evil to fight without a United front

[Mad Dawg]

Thank you.
Lesser of two.
Least of three.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

That’s it, waste a vote. It’s Trump or communism. Deal with it.

[TChad]

“Many conservatives have reportedly taken the Libertarian Party’s message to heart, choosing to vote for the least of three evils: Trump.”

[trebb]

Reminds me of the FReepers pushing Virgil Goode back when - should have known they intended it as satire....or maybe they were just nuts.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It’s satire. But don’t worry; I doubt I’ll vote for Jorgensen. Her notions of open borders, free-trade-uber-alles and a military entirely within our shores and not protecting the sea lanes is as fantastical as Trump repeatedly saying the Frankenvirus is going to go away shortly. Neither are based in reality, but Trump’s notion is the less dangerous one, in my view.