To: nickcarraway
Or one could just use the other end to blow out the candles. Flare up should be much.
To: nickcarraway
Just don't have candles. Why do we have candles? Someone made some big bucks off them.
How old am I??
I'd have to have the fire department on standby....
To: nickcarraway
SO many people just go too far without even realizing it. We’re converting over to being hyper-germophobes.
5 posted on
09/08/2020 11:19:02 PM PDT by
AlmaKing
To: nickcarraway
The original was created by Adrian Monk for Captain Stottlemeier’s birthday party.
6 posted on
09/08/2020 11:27:58 PM PDT by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
To: nickcarraway
It’s really come to this? Scotty, beam me up!!!
7 posted on
09/08/2020 11:28:59 PM PDT by
Fungi
To: nickcarraway
I have thought about this long before COVID. I have passed on the cake at “office” gatherings.
8 posted on
09/08/2020 11:34:48 PM PDT by
mad_as_he$$
(These aren't my pants!)
To: nickcarraway
Do they come pre-inscribed with the message, “Happy Birthday Karen!”?
14 posted on
09/09/2020 2:48:38 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: nickcarraway
16 posted on
09/09/2020 2:53:41 AM PDT by
Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
To: nickcarraway
Could also put Christmas light candles on the cake and switch them off instead of blowing them out. /s
17 posted on
09/09/2020 2:54:28 AM PDT by
duckman
( Not tired of winning!)
To: nickcarraway
And with the impending helium shortage, we should go back to using hydrogen-filled balloons. Add an element of suspense to the birthday song / candle blowing ceremony.
18 posted on
09/09/2020 2:59:33 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: nickcarraway
Sick of these complete and total lefty surrender monkies.
19 posted on
09/09/2020 3:14:11 AM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists...Socialists...Fascists & AntiFa...Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: nickcarraway
Just wave a paper plate over the candles....that’s what we do!
20 posted on
09/09/2020 3:14:56 AM PDT by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: nickcarraway
Anyone think of one of these?
26 posted on
09/09/2020 4:25:44 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
("Do not mistake activity for achievement." - John Wooden)
To: nickcarraway
Really good for those relighting candles mu sister-in-law thinks are funny for her kids. Can I get a piece drom the bottom, far side of the cake furthest from the little saliva machine.
27 posted on
09/09/2020 4:32:37 AM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
To: nickcarraway
I’m not worried about the COVID germs sprayed across the cake.
It’s the birthday celebratee’s slobber. Or worse, their chewing tobacco spittle.
“I’m on a diet. I’ll stick with a bowl of ice cream, please. Thank you.”
30 posted on
09/09/2020 6:56:26 AM PDT by
moovova
To: nickcarraway
Ha, ha, ha! I just dropped in to see the zombie rage. Both sides are getting downright funny on the issue.
32 posted on
09/09/2020 7:11:39 AM PDT by
familyop
( "Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy".)
To: nickcarraway
When I was a kid, or young, I never gave a thought to eating cake after the Birthday guy/gal blew over it. But now it sickens me. Crabby old one that I am!
33 posted on
09/09/2020 7:23:51 AM PDT by
Exit148
To: nickcarraway
Blowing on a cake does seem a little icky when you think about it. But about 99% of us have done it for decades and we’re still here.
Those mud pies weren’t lethal, either.
34 posted on
09/09/2020 7:24:47 AM PDT by
MayflowerMadam
(If 100% of us contracted this Covid Virus only 99.997% would be left to tell our story.)
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