Posted on 08/17/2020 6:28:16 PM PDT by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Sources are reporting that Trump has dealt a killer blow in his ongoing war against his sworn enemy, the U.S. Post Office. In a move of sheer, mind-blowing brilliance, Trump directed the Post Office to put his face on every single stamp, forcing the Democrats to reverse course and abolish the institution once and for all.
The new stamp, dubbed "The Trump-Stamp," to be used on all pieces of mail features a smiling Donald Trump, with the caption "GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER."
Don Lemon broke the news in a tearful address to the nation last night. "Our democracy is over," he said. "It doesn't exist anymore. I will never send another piece of mail ever again, and neither should you or else you're a racist."
Antifa and BLM responded by marching on local post offices and burning them down. Enthusiastic Trump supporters quickly bought up all the stamps. They are now selling for $3,000 apiece online.
THAT would be totally hilarious.
H->!arious?
Copyright!
It should be one of those “Forever” stamps, just to really make their heads explode.
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This would be funny.
The usual suspects at the leftymedia on hearing this joke/rumor probably are shrieking and spasmodically running in circles (a normal thing these days).
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As Democrats scream...”You can lick that Trump stamp and stick it where the sun don’t shine!”
The Babylon Bee remains a bright spot in an otherwise dreary world.
For the first time, living people will be eligible to be honored on U.S. postage stamps. The U.S. Postal Service announced Monday that it is ending its longstanding rule that people cannot be featured on stamps while they’re still living. It’s inviting suggestions from the public on who should get the first stamp.Sep 26, 2011
These "Bee" people sure have the best ideas. They should have fleshed it out a bit more with the "Trump stamp" part, the stamp image now outpacing demand for the butterfly tattoos..
The Babylon Bee does it again with another brilliant piece.
I sure hope President Trump reads it. He could get some great ideas from them.
DemoKKrats goin Postal
Good one , LOL
Republicans - This is a peal-off sticky stamp.
Democrats - Please lick the reverse, and keep licking until it sticks. (Or Trump’s smile doubles in size.)
Bee or not, this is one Democrat-head-exploding idea I could get behind. LOL!
Yes!
Totally worth it to join the crowd and follow the linky to the Bee.
The stamp is so well done that I would buy a roll myself.
Well, not at $3,000 each but it is very well done.
Now if they could have included a “FOREVER” stamp designation on it somewhere ...
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