Posted on 08/13/2020 5:31:30 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
From his basement headquarters, Slow Joe Biden announced that he will be making his VP selection public shortly. When confronted by sympathetic grovelling CNN Marxist State Media news readers that Slow Joe had already named Kamala Harris, Slow Joe responded with "malarkey".
Jill Biden intervened and had Slow Joe take his medication and sniff her hair. Slow Joe then announced that he was just kidding and that he knew that Kamala had agreed to be his VP, although he couldn't remember when Senators had started naming VPs.
Slow Joe said he couldn't wait to get on the campaign trail with Kamala. He hadn't seen a cleaner, smarter and well dressed black girl like Kamala and would be pleased to be seen with her in public.
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