Posted on 07/31/2020 2:15:24 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Dr. Fauci (pronounced Fake-ee) proposed an additional level of protection against the COVID19 deadly virus. Dr. Fauci proposed that everyone should be required to wear a tinfoil cap with a battery operated propeller on top. The propeller would blow away any of the deadly COVID19 viruses from the wearer. The "Fauci Beanie Cap" would augment the required face mask and face shield or goggles. Additional protection could be obtained by purchasing the optional "Virus Killer Wave Generator" from the Dr. Fouci/Gilead COVID19 Store. The killer wave generator would would capture radio waves using the tinfoil cap and convert them into COVID19 virus killer waves for protection up to six feet.
Next up will be those Tyvek suits painters wear.
How about a Darth Vadar helmet complete with breather?
Well, if we are mandated to get real stupid, I opt for these beer goggles
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Elope-S23401-Novelty-Spectacles-Goggles/dp/B00142EUWW/ref=sr_1_3?dchild=1&keywords=beer+goggles&qid=1596236458&sr=8-3
Don’t give Fauci any ideas.
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