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1 posted on 06/15/2020 11:17:20 AM PDT by Slicksadick
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Ford could have picked a different day in order to dissociate the Bronco with memories of OJs infamous slow chase.


2 posted on 06/15/2020 11:23:07 AM PDT by Redcitizen (Nobody needs a 10 round magazine. You need a 30 round magazine.)
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Maybe they can have Al Cowlings drive the first one off of the assembly line (a white one, of course.)


3 posted on 06/15/2020 11:23:10 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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The new Bronco will not have an optional V8. The new trend is turbo 4s and 6s ensuring poor engine life. Welcome to the future with 4 cyclinder trucks suckas.


4 posted on 06/15/2020 11:24:54 AM PDT by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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Julyteenth?


5 posted on 06/15/2020 11:25:03 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Kill a Commie for your Mommy.)
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Is that the Bronco Bama special edition?


6 posted on 06/15/2020 11:26:29 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (China kills over 400,000 and the sheeple sleep. Cops kill one person, and cities burn.)
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Perhaps a co-branding deal Between Ford Motor Credit and Capital One?

oj

What's in your glove-box?


9 posted on 06/15/2020 11:29:16 AM PDT by golux
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I just looked at it. Butt ugly! Looks like old International Scout.


11 posted on 06/15/2020 11:30:11 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (The Revolution Will Not Be Televised but It Will Be Livestreamed)
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Ford should help OJ search for the “real killers”.

He hasn’t had much luck yet on his own.


12 posted on 06/15/2020 11:30:52 AM PDT by SaxxonWoods (Just sit in your house until the food stops coming and then starve. You'll be safe.)
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Ford is certainly doing better than Hertz these days....


13 posted on 06/15/2020 11:32:27 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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All the Ford Broncos will be white (opposite of Henry Ford’s “any color as long as it’s black”) AND will have engine governors to make them go 20 mph top end.

OJ: “Its’s so sweet to honor me. I think I’m gonna cry.”


14 posted on 06/15/2020 11:35:13 AM PDT by frank ballenger (End vote fraud,harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
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Does it come with a set of steak knives?...............


15 posted on 06/15/2020 11:36:19 AM PDT by Red Badger (Always trust God............but wash your hands......................)
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I’ve owned an ‘82 and a ‘90 Bronco, fairly reliable vehicles that did well in the snow but the fit and finish wasn’t great. The first series (’65-’77) have been bringing insane prices at auction over the last few years.


16 posted on 06/15/2020 11:39:06 AM PDT by dainbramaged (That information is classified. Request denied.)
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They thought they would take another stab at it....


17 posted on 06/15/2020 11:42:20 AM PDT by datura
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Q. What is the difference between OJ and John Elway?

A. OJ drove a slow white Bronco. Elway was a slow white Bronco

22 posted on 06/15/2020 11:47:22 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is EVIL and needs to be eradicated)
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Ice cold.


23 posted on 06/15/2020 11:48:51 AM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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So, instead of a Pinto’s exploding gas tank, this particular Bronco will decapitate two passengers at once when in a serious crash?

/yes, I’m going to Hell for that. :P


30 posted on 06/15/2020 12:17:19 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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This thing would blow up sales records if they offered it with a V8.


34 posted on 06/15/2020 12:23:02 PM PDT by umgud
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A free pair of gloves with every purchase.


35 posted on 06/15/2020 12:49:46 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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OJ says: “No matter how you slice it the new Ford Bronco cuts the competition down to size”


37 posted on 06/15/2020 12:58:11 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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38 posted on 06/15/2020 12:59:50 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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