Posted on 04/07/2020 3:22:13 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem. •I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe. •I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator. •Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom •Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. •Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job. •I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone •This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot. •Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business. •My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet. •Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat. •I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear? •I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom. •Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun. •Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended. •Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, it was a bandana...
They couldn't hear me well because of it so I handed them a note with instructions....
They were NOT amused
Re hearing ... already there, with woundcare dr wearing plastic faceplate and surgeon mask hiding her already soft drawl ..
Stop it, you’re killing me.
I went to the bank wearing a bandana for a mask and feeling like an outlaw from an old Western. Some real robbers got offended and yelled at me “Hey, we were here first!”
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter -—— The Living Room or The Bedroom
Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
I’m so excited -— it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”.... I’m offended.
Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you - that is much better.
Cut & paste looked OK but after I hit ‘post’ it changed;(
sod
Thank you - that is much better.
Cut & paste looked OK but after I hit ‘post’ it changed;(
sod
OMG I forgot that Savannah, Our Deaf from Birth Boxer reads Our Lips. She has gotten good at it since We always call, talk to and sometimes scold Her. If you look closely you can see Her Lips making out Our words.
As a 7 week old Pupster when She was still All White.
Napping with big sister Molly.
And reading Lips, replying with “I don’t want to come in now”.
Dude! I am so stealing this!
Thanks for the humor!
Lots of “Depression-era cooking” recipes turning up on youtube. Simple one-skillet dishes. Some that you could call `heart attack on a plate’ except no one got fat on them and everyone looked age thirty by the time they finished high school with all that uphill walking to school both ways.
It’s like a renaissance of what I grew up on. Both eating and listening.
;^)
Dog spelled backward is God;)
They are our best companions.
Wonderful!
I wore my home made mask to the deli yesterday. It has TRUMP 2020 on it.
You are amazing, Sodpoodle!
Joe Bastardi’s contribution this morning:
“And the Lord said to John... Come forth, and you shall receive an eternal reward, But john Came fifth so all he got was a toaster.”
This is so cute and is about the pandemic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i97VF8XeBQ4
I watch it several times a day to lift spirit.
Awww... beautiful doggies! :)
My luck:
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