Before he took office as president
Obama, congressional resident
was hired for voting
but spent time devoting
his efforts to mark himself present

Emerging from our windy city
Obama elicited pity
From liberal kids
and the blacks on the skids
To make our Fed even more shitty

Obama, a man of no worth
With his wooky of oversized girth
Rode his ghost written books
And his sound bites and hooks
To election with no proof of birth

There was a failed pol named Al Gore
Who turned science reports to folk lore
He stole cash like a thief
Selling lies as belief
But then fizzled out as a bore

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An Ironic Protection Scheme

• They select our candidates to protect our democracy.
• They pass more laws to protect our freedom.
• They take away our guns to protect our safety.
• They run our schools to protect our education.
• They censor us to protect our freedom of speech.
• They force masks on us to protect our health.
• They spend our money to protect our economy.

They are smarter than we are, so they protect us.

They are joyful.