Skip to comments.How do you milk an almond?
Posted on 12/15/2019 5:02:05 AM PST by tired&retired
It's time for the Department of Agriculture to adopt strict rule as France has done on its products such as champagne.
Today's environment of calling any white juice "milk" or plant based products "meat" has gone too far. The line is getting blurred further as cells of cows and fish are being replicated in tanks and being sold as the "real" thing.
We need to protect our farmers.
Instructions to milk an almond
1. Soak the almonds overnight or up to 2 days. ...
Drain and rinse the almonds. ...
2. Combine the almonds and water in a blender or food processor. ...
3. Blend at the highest speed for 2 minutes. ...
Strain the almonds. ...
4. Press all the almond milk from the almond meal. ...
5. Sweeten to taste.
No comments about dildos being meat substitutes!
You’re gonna milk this thread for all its worth, aren’t you...
Nut Milking Exposed
Funny YouTube video
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
Dairy farming is very frustrating these days.
If we don’t laugh at ourselves, how will we maintain this insanity?
Anyone should know that teats and seeds are completely different.
Yet we have to insist that people know the difference in false advertising law.
Test almond milk on your dog. He’ll spit it out every time.
Yet your dog will lap up that milk every time.
Do we get it?
Wait, you mean an almond doesnt have little teats?
Interesting. The almond meal can be used for flour for me, who has Type II.
“living the dream”
That was a really good video.
The humor is similar to that found in the cat herding video. In fact, some of the lines are similar. I wonder if the same writer wrote the script for both.
They also did an ad on the squirrel running in Spain, and building an airplane in flight.
Do you expect anyone to buy their product if they call it "nut juice" . . . other than our favorite Soy Boy, of course?
The Sam Elliot vists his Dr. video is ME!
I live in Upstate NY. I know about what’s been happening to dairy farming.
Now I’m having very rude thoughts about milking machines and politicians...
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