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How do you milk an almond?
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Posted on 12/15/2019 5:02:05 AM PST by tired&retired

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To: jonsie

Tweezers.


41 posted on 12/15/2019 6:12:18 AM PST by CodeToad
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To: 4yearlurker

I’ve seen chickens peck at a bleeding chicken till it was dead. My friend moved his chicken coup around. And planted his garden where the chicken coup was the year before. Huge vegetables from chicken $h!t fertilizer. In his garden he’d walk through picking tomato horn worms off the plants and tossing them into the coup. The worms never hit the ground before they were consumed


42 posted on 12/15/2019 6:13:50 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: tired&retired

I don’t know how you milk an almond, but I do know how you milk a sheep.
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wait for it
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Release a new iPhone!


43 posted on 12/15/2019 6:15:44 AM PST by null and void (Nancy? As a Catholic, why do you vote pro-abortion? Do you hate babies more than you love God?)
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To: real saxophonist

That depends on how fat they are.


44 posted on 12/15/2019 6:16:35 AM PST by null and void (Nancy? As a Catholic, why do you vote pro-abortion? Do you hate babies more than you love God?)
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To: Lazamataz

One of my oldest friends makes little teacakes using almond meal. I lose my MI d they’re so good.

Hope you are well.


45 posted on 12/15/2019 6:17:02 AM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: LadyDoc

Only milk I consume. Coconut milk. Allergic to most everything. Thanks to my first and last flu vaccine in 1999. Free flu shot at work. What a bargain! CIDP for 20 years.


46 posted on 12/15/2019 6:21:51 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: real saxophonist
Oh, really?
47 posted on 12/15/2019 6:22:04 AM PST by Salamander (Living On The Ledge....)
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To: real saxophonist

How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?

I thought baby oil was used to quiet squeaky babies?


48 posted on 12/15/2019 6:22:06 AM PST by Flick Lives (MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
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To: Lazamataz

Developed lactose intolerance this year.

It really stinks...no cheese, milk, cream, ice cream etc. Have not had a pizza in months.

just glad I can eat butter.

Tried the almond milk and really disliked it. Am adjusting to soy milk but try to avoid having to use it. There is a very good cream substitute which I use for coffee so there is a bright side.

But I sure miss dairy products.


49 posted on 12/15/2019 6:22:18 AM PST by warsaw44
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To: tired&retired

uh-oh
Milkweed is in trouble now.


50 posted on 12/15/2019 6:22:25 AM PST by 1_Rain_Drop
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To: Magnatron

I suppose you’d do the same if it came in the original container? I’m guessing that wasn’t always true (Although it might have been quite a while since you’ve had it that way...)


51 posted on 12/15/2019 6:24:23 AM PST by null and void (Nancy? As a Catholic, why do you vote pro-abortion? Do you hate babies more than you love God?)
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To: mewzilla
consumers get country of origin info.

Congress has consistently failed to pass COOL (Country Of Origin Labeling) laws.

All those Chinese "campaign contributions" have really paid off...

52 posted on 12/15/2019 6:26:39 AM PST by null and void (Nancy? As a Catholic, why do you vote pro-abortion? Do you hate babies more than you love God?)
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To: 4yearlurker

We have raised poultry and livestock ourselves, And I know you are absolutely right. Sometimes they do, even though they are primarily seed eaters they will eat anything and everything even when you would rather they not.

So the question is how do they keep these “vegetarian raised” birds from doing this as a natural species trait? The statement is deceptive in a couple ways, starting with not having the ability to even guarantee that they are indeed vegetarian only. :)


53 posted on 12/15/2019 6:27:19 AM PST by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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To: tired&retired

“Nut Milking Exposed”

This thread cannot end well.


54 posted on 12/15/2019 6:29:44 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (When you think about what the left is doing to America, think no further than Cloward-Piven)
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To: leaning conservative

Better. Blood sugar is now low enough, I don’t use blood to sweeten my coffee. :)


55 posted on 12/15/2019 6:32:07 AM PST by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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To: tired&retired

Put a Democrat in charge. They can milk taxes out of a rock.


56 posted on 12/15/2019 6:35:26 AM PST by hardspunned
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To: real saxophonist

“How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?”

Always wondered that. Same with girl scout cookies.


57 posted on 12/15/2019 6:38:12 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (When you think about what the left is doing to America, think no further than Cloward-Piven)
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To: Macoozie
There is an actual cheese called "Real c" cheese.

It's actually almost cheese, but not quite.

58 posted on 12/15/2019 6:42:18 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuAJcWl6DE Kill a Commie for Mommie)
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To: Maceman

You didn’t have to add insult to injury by posting it twice. LOL

Drink more Milk.


59 posted on 12/15/2019 6:43:40 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: Magnatron

“It is odd that we’ll readily drink milk from an animal, but turn our nose up if someone placed a glass of human milk in front of you...”

Some people get upset if you drink from the container!


60 posted on 12/15/2019 6:45:13 AM PST by tired&retired (Blessings)
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