Do you expect anyone to buy their product if they call it "nut juice" . . . other than our favorite Soy Boy, of course?
Carefully?
Instructions to milk an almond
1. Soak the almonds overnight or up to 2 days. ...
Drain and rinse the almonds. ...
2. Combine the almonds and water in a blender or food processor. ...
3. Blend at the highest speed for 2 minutes. ...
Strain the almonds. ...
4. Press all the almond milk from the almond meal. ...
5. Sweeten to taste.
No comments about dildos being meat substitutes!
You’re gonna milk this thread for all its worth, aren’t you...
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
Anyone should know that teats and seeds are completely different.
Yet we have to insist that people know the difference in false advertising law.
Test almond milk on your dog. He’ll spit it out every time.
Yet your dog will lap up that milk every time.
Do we get it?
Do you expect anyone to buy their product if they call it "nut juice" . . . other than our favorite Soy Boy, of course?
same thing with real cheese
and
“process american cheese food product”
Very short stool
Actually I can no longer eat milk products. Unfortunately I’m allergic to most nuts and legumes. So .......nothin’.
Lol, this makes me mad too. The newest labeling gimmick I noticed is “vegetarian raised” poultry... What an oxymoron, are they trying to appeal meat to vegans with that? Of course poultry raised in a controlled environment is vegetarian by default anyways unless it is free range poultry where it might find the occasional insect.
“Who is dumb enough to believe this crap?” Apparently most of society or they would not label this way...
However I would be willing to wager that I singlehandedly support the cheese and butter industry. And if you are active the latter is a great source of energy and will not clog your arteries or make you fat.
So eat butter and keep on moving.
I dont know how they do it but I’m glad they do, I drink it almost every morning with breakfast. At first it tasted very bland but now I like it. I suspect if I ever get my weight back down and my blood pressure under control and go back to real milk, its gonna taste too rich for me. This from a man who used to put about 15% of my glass of breakfast milk, heavy cream.
I have switched over completely to almond milk - for drinking, for cereal and for cooking. I haven’t bought cow milk in at least two years.
I have switched over completely to almond milk - for drinking, for cereal and for cooking. I haven’t bought cow milk in at least two years.
Check wikipedia which says using milk or milky for non milk has been around since 1300.
That’s nuts.
And I forgot to add coconut milk.
And it's like milking a snake for venom. But if it makes you feel better maybe it should say Almond non-dairy alternative milk beverage because saying almond milk is too confusing to you.
I don’t know how you milk an almond, but I do know how you milk a sheep.
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