Posted on 10/28/2019 8:47:30 PM PDT by Rebelbase
U.S.—Everyone praised the classified "Hero Dog" for taking down ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.
Everyone, that is, except CNN, who quickly searched through the dog's internet history and college yearbooks. Sure enough, CNN found a picture of the Hero Dog partying at obedience school. In the picture, the dog is seen sniffing a butt without consent.
"Oh yeah, good old [redacted]? He was nuts!" said one German Shepherd who attended Old Yaler Obedience School with the hero dog, according to a CNN report. "He was always sniffing any butt he could find. Cats, dogs, humans, you name it. He didn't have a preference. He identified as pansniffual."
Troubling reports from classmates indicate that the dog sniffed all these butts without consent. The dog wrote cryptic things in his college yearbook, apparently referring to different butt-sniffing maneuvers such as the Surprise Sniffarooski and the Canine's Triangle.
The dog has issued a statement: "I like butts. I've always liked butts. I still like butts, but I never sniff butts to the point of excess. Who's a good boy? I am."
Democrats immediately called for the dog to be court-martialed and for the death of Baghdadi to be overturned
LMAO!!
So what?
Which leads to a good experienced back ground . He sniffed out the biggest piece of stinking sh## when he found bag daddy
Sniff a flower, no one calls you flowersniffer. Sniff one little butt, and you’re a buttsniffer the rest of your life. :)
It is!
Thanks, I buzzed right over it.
CNN MUST HAVE FOUND SOME VERY RESTRICTIVE LAWS REGARDING DOGS SNIFFING DERRIERES.
Buttsniffing: the ultimate background check.
It’s how dogs send email.
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