Posted on 10/21/2019 2:25:57 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to sources close to Hillary Clinton, the failed presidential candidate was gently returned to her padded cell disguised as the Oval Office over the weekend.
After the failed presidential candidate had escaped from the premises again and accused thousands of people of being Russian agents, orderlies were finally able to catch her and guide her back to her cell. She had escaped through the ventilation ducts, apparently, and quickly gave deranged interviews in which she seemed not to understand that she hadn't won the 2016 election. She also found a smartphone and tweeted troubling things, causing asylum personnel to put out a call for her safe return.
"If anyone sees a crazy-looking old woman running around saying she's the president, do not approach her. She is very dangerous," the mental institution said in a statement. "Please phone the authorities right away so we can get her back to safety."
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Beautiful! Made my day!
I normally don’t click on satires but this one is too good. Too delicious.
bttt
LOL
bttt
Yes, it’s satire but fun.
great news report, thanks (but where’s the satire?)
“She had escaped through the ventilation ducts”
She probably has issued 18,000 executive orders by now.
Maybe they can arrange for a padded cell phone for her next round of testing... or better yet get her a SMART PHONE.
Yep; she ain’t right in the head.
Fun and should be true satire.
Just settled in with a cup of tea. Fun read!
PICTURE PERFECT....
APPROVE...
Tell me that the desk is only
one of those flat 3D optical illusion pictures
that’s really just painted on the floor.
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