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Cat escapes pet hotel, needs veterinary care after 'relations' with five female cats
WTHR ^
| Oct 11th, 2019
Posted on 10/11/2019 6:10:06 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
CHINA (ABC10) - A male cat needed veterinary intervention after he managed to mate with at least five female cats during an escape from his cage.
He wandered after being freed from his pet hotel cage in South China's Guangdong Province, according to the Daily Mail.
Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered. Surveillance cameras saw most of the cat's activity in the area.
The cat's owner blamed hotel staff for the escape and resulting medical issues.
"My f***ing cat is exhausted and on a glucose drip, and this is my fault?" the New Zealand Herald reports the owner said.
The pet hotel reportedly later apologized and offered to pay for Xiaopi's care.
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Who knew? Laz has a cat.
To: Lazamataz
You back yet? Hope you are doing well.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:10:45 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Could this be the very beginning of the “Meow Too” movement?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:11:54 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
To: All
Anyone have an update on Laz. Thought this would be a nice way to welcome him back.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:13:50 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered. "Remarkable cat, the Russian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"
The jokes just keep writing themselves.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:14:26 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Elitist Liberals have no idea the hunger and strength of the beast they have uncaged.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Is the cat’s name “Billy?”
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:14:44 AM PDT
by
2banana
(My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
A randy fella. Must be a great dancer.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:15:29 AM PDT
by
DIRTYSECRET
(urope. Why do they put up with this.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I used to have to play
this at dance gigs, and it was amazing to watch people actually turn into cats.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:15:37 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Reminds me of the story of the Chinese farmer who's young bride ran off to the big city. He went into town to look for her, checking into a hotel. Feeling all alone in the big city, the farmer told the bellboy to send up a prostitute.
The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client! Embarrassed, they both went home and never mentioned the incident again.
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:17:25 AM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I think I found my Spirit Animal.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
To: \/\/ayne
Chinese version of the Pina Colada song?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:20:45 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:26:11 AM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
No Russian erection interference here.
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:30:59 AM PDT
by
frogjerk
(We are conservatives. Not libertarians, not "fiscal conservatives", not moderates)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Wow.
This story is worthy of the Weekly World News.
Does Bat-Boy own that cat?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:31:32 AM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
The last time I went catting around like that, I just needed a six pack and some Marlboro Lights. Of course, that was thirty years ago. Now I need a nap after taking a morning shower. LOL
To: real saxophonist
I think the Chinese story came first!
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:34:27 AM PDT
by
\/\/ayne
(I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Is Xiaopi catatonic after his wild night?
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:35:10 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Joke punchline:
(Cat playing dead on ground and pointing to sky) "Shhhhhhhh. Buzzards."
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posted on
10/11/2019 6:36:00 AM PDT
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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