[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Who knew? Laz has a cat.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

You back yet? Hope you are doing well.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Could this be the very beginning of the “Meow Too” movement?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered.

"Remarkable cat, the Russian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!"

The jokes just keep writing themselves.

[2banana]

Is the cat’s name “Billy?”

[real saxophonist]

I used to have to play this at dance gigs, and it was amazing to watch people actually turn into cats.

[\/\/ayne]

Reminds me of the story of the Chinese farmer who's young bride ran off to the big city. He went into town to look for her, checking into a hotel. Feeling all alone in the big city, the farmer told the bellboy to send up a prostitute.

The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client! Embarrassed, they both went home and never mentioned the incident again.

[BBQToadRibs]

I think I found my Spirit Animal.

[where's_the_Outrage?]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2650535/Now-thats-randy-rodent-Male-guinea-pig-animal-sanctuary-breaks-free-cage-makes-100-females-pregnant.html

Now that’s a randy rodent! Male guinea pig at animal sanctuary breaks free from his cage and makes 100 females pregnant

[Old Yeller]

catastrophic

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

No Russian erection interference here.

[Kriggerel]

Wow.
This story is worthy of the Weekly World News.
Does Bat-Boy own that cat?

[Viking2002]

The last time I went catting around like that, I just needed a six pack and some Marlboro Lights. Of course, that was thirty years ago. Now I need a nap after taking a morning shower. LOL

[Fresh Wind]

Is Xiaopi catatonic after his wild night?

[Magnum44]

Joke punchline:

(Cat playing dead on ground and pointing to sky) "Shhhhhhhh. Buzzards."

[SIDENET]

Cat went straight from the pet hotel over to the cathouse.

[VTenigma]

Who knew there were any cats left in china?

[Tx Angel]

Hahahahah! Too funny!

[dfwgator]

I don’t bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry
“Wild stray cat, you’re a real gone guy”
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style

[PIF]

Sounds like gotz reels of cat porn ...

[rlmorel]

What I found interesting is that the Chinese surveillance network very accurately tracked that cat’s activities.

First, they DO have equipment blanketing everything. Creepy.

Second, If these guys are watching it, they definitely must have a surplus of men who aren’t finding women, and are vicariously living through the exploits of a tomcat...