To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Reminds me of the story of the Chinese farmer who's young bride ran off to the big city. He went into town to look for her, checking into a hotel. Feeling all alone in the big city, the farmer told the bellboy to send up a prostitute.
The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client! Embarrassed, they both went home and never mentioned the incident again.
9 posted on
10/11/2019 6:17:25 AM PDT by
\/\/ayne
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To: \/\/ayne
Chinese version of the Pina Colada song?
12 posted on
10/11/2019 6:20:45 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
To: \/\/ayne
The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client!At least that's what she told him!
29 posted on
10/11/2019 7:01:38 AM PDT by
null and void
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