Posted on 10/11/2019 6:10:06 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
CHINA (ABC10) - A male cat needed veterinary intervention after he managed to mate with at least five female cats during an escape from his cage.
He wandered after being freed from his pet hotel cage in South China's Guangdong Province, according to the Daily Mail.
Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered. Surveillance cameras saw most of the cat's activity in the area.
The cat's owner blamed hotel staff for the escape and resulting medical issues.
"My f***ing cat is exhausted and on a glucose drip, and this is my fault?" the New Zealand Herald reports the owner said.
The pet hotel reportedly later apologized and offered to pay for Xiaopi's care.
Are we sure we know WHAT contributed to his condition??
First time I saw one I thought, that sounds like what I did through most of my 20s.
Cat went straight from the pet hotel over to the cathouse.
Who knew there were any cats left in china?
Hahahahah! Too funny!
I was especially naughty in my 20’s. I’d leave one apartment in the morning, go drive to pick up a date at another and stay there the next night. God is making me pay for it now. Memories aren’t much fun when you’re hoping you don’t pee on your shoes in the evening. LOLOL!
At least that's what she told him!
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Ah, the old in-out, in-out, me droog...
Very horrorshow indeed, O My Brother.
I don’t bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry
“Wild stray cat, you’re a real gone guy”
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style
We move like cagey tigers
Oh, we couldn’t get closer than this
The way we walk, the way we talk
The way we stalk, the way we kiss
We slip through the streets while everyone sleeps
Gettin’ bigger and sleeker and wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Let’s go and throw all the songs we know
Into the sea, you and me
All the years and no one heard
I’ll show you in spring, it’s a treacherous thing
“We missed you”, hissed the Lovecats
“We missed you”, hissed the Lovecats
Sounds like gotz reels of cat porn ...
What I found interesting is that the Chinese surveillance network very accurately tracked that cat’s activities.
First, they DO have equipment blanketing everything. Creepy.
Second, If these guys are watching it, they definitely must have a surplus of men who aren’t finding women, and are vicariously living through the exploits of a tomcat...
The last fake sighting of Ghislane Maxwell who knows quite a bit about running a pedophile cathouse... was In-N-Out in LA. But... not really.
Where is she now? We’d have to ask Comey’s daughter at SDNY,
Maurene Ryan (comey) Issacharoff (seriously, her married to a Ukrainian’s son- name). She’s supposed to be “running” the Epstein invest.. can’t make this up.
I never thought that this would happen to me, but...
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