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Cat escapes pet hotel, needs veterinary care after 'relations' with five female cats
WTHR ^ | Oct 11th, 2019

Posted on 10/11/2019 6:10:06 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

CHINA (ABC10) - A male cat needed veterinary intervention after he managed to mate with at least five female cats during an escape from his cage.

He wandered after being freed from his pet hotel cage in South China's Guangdong Province, according to the Daily Mail.

Xiaopi, a Russian Blue, was not neutered. Surveillance cameras saw most of the cat's activity in the area.

The cat's owner blamed hotel staff for the escape and resulting medical issues.

"My f***ing cat is exhausted and on a glucose drip, and this is my fault?" the New Zealand Herald reports the owner said.

The pet hotel reportedly later apologized and offered to pay for Xiaopi's care.


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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Are we sure we know WHAT contributed to his condition??


21 posted on 10/11/2019 6:36:36 AM PDT by CodeToad ( Hating on Trump is hating on me and Americans!)
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To: Fresh Wind

22 posted on 10/11/2019 6:38:59 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The Electoral College is the firewall protecting us from massive blue state vote fraud.)
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To: Viking2002
There's a chain of convenience stores out here called, I kid you not:

First time I saw one I thought, that sounds like what I did through most of my 20s.

23 posted on 10/11/2019 6:41:27 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Cat went straight from the pet hotel over to the cathouse.


24 posted on 10/11/2019 6:43:35 AM PDT by SIDENET
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To: real saxophonist
Oh, yes, the Alley Cat! Back in the day what Bar Mitzvah or Jewish wedding reception would be complete without it? 😀🙂🙂 Now it's the Chicken Dance or Macarena.
25 posted on 10/11/2019 6:54:23 AM PDT by Impala64ssa (Virtue signalling is no virtue)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Who knew there were any cats left in china?


26 posted on 10/11/2019 6:57:04 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Hahahahah! Too funny!


27 posted on 10/11/2019 6:59:45 AM PDT by Tx Angel (Insert witty tagline here)
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To: real saxophonist

I was especially naughty in my 20’s. I’d leave one apartment in the morning, go drive to pick up a date at another and stay there the next night. God is making me pay for it now. Memories aren’t much fun when you’re hoping you don’t pee on your shoes in the evening. LOLOL!


28 posted on 10/11/2019 7:00:47 AM PDT by Viking2002
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To: \/\/ayne
The prostitute who showed up turned out to be his wife - he was her first client!

At least that's what she told him!

29 posted on 10/11/2019 7:01:38 AM PDT by null and void (Convicted spies are shot, traitors are hanged, saboteurs are subject to summary execution...)
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To: real saxophonist
Are they competing with:

?

30 posted on 10/11/2019 7:03:59 AM PDT by null and void (Convicted spies are shot, traitors are hanged, saboteurs are subject to summary execution...)
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To: null and void

Ah, the old in-out, in-out, me droog...


31 posted on 10/11/2019 7:08:16 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: real saxophonist

Very horrorshow indeed, O My Brother.


32 posted on 10/11/2019 7:10:14 AM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I don’t bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alleyway looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry
“Wild stray cat, you’re a real gone guy”
I wish I could be as carefree and wild
But I got cat class and I got cat style


33 posted on 10/11/2019 7:12:41 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

We move like cagey tigers
Oh, we couldn’t get closer than this
The way we walk, the way we talk
The way we stalk, the way we kiss
We slip through the streets while everyone sleeps
Gettin’ bigger and sleeker and wider and brighter
We bite and scratch and scream all night
Let’s go and throw all the songs we know

Into the sea, you and me
All the years and no one heard
I’ll show you in spring, it’s a treacherous thing
“We missed you”, hissed the Lovecats
“We missed you”, hissed the Lovecats


34 posted on 10/11/2019 7:20:20 AM PDT by null and void (Convicted spies are shot, traitors are hanged, saboteurs are subject to summary execution...)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Sounds like gotz reels of cat porn ...


35 posted on 10/11/2019 7:23:51 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

What I found interesting is that the Chinese surveillance network very accurately tracked that cat’s activities.

First, they DO have equipment blanketing everything. Creepy.

Second, If these guys are watching it, they definitely must have a surplus of men who aren’t finding women, and are vicariously living through the exploits of a tomcat...


36 posted on 10/11/2019 7:52:14 AM PDT by rlmorel (Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
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To: null and void

The last fake sighting of Ghislane Maxwell who knows quite a bit about running a pedophile cathouse... was In-N-Out in LA. But... not really.

Where is she now? We’d have to ask Comey’s daughter at SDNY,
Maurene Ryan (comey) Issacharoff (seriously, her married to a Ukrainian’s son- name). She’s supposed to be “running” the Epstein invest.. can’t make this up.


37 posted on 10/11/2019 8:10:37 AM PDT by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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38 posted on 10/11/2019 8:26:04 AM PDT by bgill
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Dear Pet House Letters,

I never thought that this would happen to me, but...

39 posted on 10/11/2019 9:12:02 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: real saxophonist
Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut
40 posted on 10/11/2019 9:12:51 AM PDT by Boogieman
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