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iPhone user sues Apple after claiming device turned him gay
Daily Star ^
| 3 OCT 2019
| Anthony Blair
Posted on 10/03/2019 11:02:11 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
An iPhone user is suing Apple after claiming an app on his phone turned him gay.
The plaintiff, identified only as D Razumilov, argues he became "mired in same-sex relationships" this summer after getting involved in a cryptocurrency app.
He is seeking one million rubles (£12,459) in damages, the Moscow Times reported.
In a complaint published on Wednesday, Razumilov says he received 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017.
The unknown sender of the coins reportedly wrote a message in English for Razumilov which he interpreted as "don't judge without trying".
Razumilov said in his complaint: "I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?"
And so, because of this message, he said he began having same-sex relationships.
"I can say after the passage of two months that I'm mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can't get out," the complaint continues.
Razumilov explained: "I have a steady boyfriend and I don't know how to explain it to my parents."
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The dude should have bought pants with pockets or a phone holster. Keeping it "there" is bound to turn you gay.
LOLOLOL
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:03:00 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
He was manufactured “that way”. LOL.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:04:08 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:04:32 AM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I wish I could figure out who made my forks.
I’d sue them for making me fat.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Has the ring of truth, so to speak.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:04:57 AM PDT
by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Did his choice of a pink rhinestone encrusted phone case happen. before or after he changed teams
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:05:19 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill yo u.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Keepin' it gay, comrade...lol
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:05:24 AM PDT
by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I really thought this was going to be about having the vibrating alarm on, and carrying it in the wrong place!
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:06:00 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:06:42 AM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
So, he admits that is a “bad” thing? :D
I’m waiting for the homosexual that sues because it turned him straight.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:08:56 AM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Is this the iPhone user in question?
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:09:20 AM PDT
by
Perseverando
(For Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies & other DemoKKKrats: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
To: Steely Tom
Believeable? It sounds downright “credible” and “urgent”. :D
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:09:32 AM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
This guy had a choice.
But would Apple turn you gay if they could?
Have you ever been to an Apple store????!
Let’s hope they never gain that ability.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:13:29 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
Its all in where you keep the phone. Phone holster or pocket and you are OK. To turn even more gay you can graduate to keeping your ipad there. To turn Shemp Smith, Anderson Pooper or Don Lemon(party) gay you can store your iMac there.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:19:51 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I’m far from the Apple proselyte that Rush Limbaugh is but I think I can hold Apple blameless on this. Phones don’t turn you gay and neither do cryptocurrencies.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:35:59 AM PDT
by
OrangeHoof
(The Democrats - Paid For By The Father of Lies. There is no truth in them.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
First, they turned the frogs gay, but I wasn’t a frog, so I did nothing...
To: OrangeHoof
As I said above it is all in where you keep the phone. A pocket or phone holster is safe. If you store it in your butt there is a chance you might join the rainbow mafia depending on if you use the vibrate ringer function. It does add to your prison cred tho since you can smuggle in phones for other inmates.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:51:39 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: DannyTN
This is something about that company - but I can't quite put my finger on it....
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posted on
10/03/2019 12:07:27 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Thank goodness I use Android.
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