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iPhone user sues Apple after claiming device turned him gay
Daily Star ^
| 3 OCT 2019
| Anthony Blair
Posted on 10/03/2019 11:02:11 AM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: Fido969
If you ever do, wash that finger afterwards.
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posted on
10/03/2019 12:30:38 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
iPhones play subliminal messages, mostly when they detect you are sleeping. They also emit extra radio frequencies, not used in normal transmission, that make your brain more susceptible to suggestion.
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posted on
10/03/2019 12:55:56 PM PDT
by
fruser1
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
There’s nobody on this earth who hates Apple more than me....but this is astoundingly sick!
To: Steely Tom
Hmmm... I wonder if Swordmaker is.... an iPhone user : )
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posted on
10/03/2019 1:05:19 PM PDT
by
minnesota_bound
(homeless guy. He just has more money....)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
If he had read the on-line instructions, it clearly states that you should never orally clean the display screen.
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posted on
10/03/2019 1:08:05 PM PDT
by
gathersnomoss
(Welcome to North Mexico, Gringo's it...)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Apple just trying for homogeneity in their customer base?
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Referenced on “Two and a Half Men”: Evelyn: “ At the autopsy, the phone was found on Vibrate”.
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posted on
10/03/2019 1:30:31 PM PDT
by
GOYAKLA
(Winning not whining!)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I’m sensing a lot of “judging before trying” in this thread!!!
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posted on
10/03/2019 5:16:29 PM PDT
by
Do_Tar
(Do I really need a /joke?)
To: Do_Tar
Well then you try it. Get back to us on what you find.
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posted on
10/03/2019 6:47:26 PM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: Do_Tar
On second thought, just keep it to yourself. heh.
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posted on
10/03/2019 6:48:15 PM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: Swordmaker
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posted on
10/03/2019 7:40:53 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget; ~Kim4VRWC's~; 1234; 5thGenTexan; AbolishCSEU; Abundy; ...
Just when you thought you’ve seen everything someone says "Hold my beer, and watch how stupid I can be!" Man sues Apple because he’s stupid. —PING!
APPLE SUED BY VERY STUPID MAN!
PING!
If you want on or off the Apple/Mac/iOS Ping List, Freepmail me.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:45:34 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
(My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
To: Perseverando
Is this the iPhone user in question? Nah, he was gay way before Apple invented its first portable device.
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:48:10 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
(My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
To: dayglored
WTF ping In this instance "WTF" is the confusion in our protagonist of "Where to F". . but it’s damned obvious he had this problem before he had an iPhone. . .
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posted on
10/03/2019 11:53:56 PM PDT
by
Swordmaker
(My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Is that an iPhone or are you just happy to see me?
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posted on
10/04/2019 12:05:01 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Razumilov said in his complaint: "I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?" Said no straight man - ever. :)
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posted on
10/04/2019 6:24:37 AM PDT
by
Mr. Jeeves
([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
To: Mr. Jeeves
You have a point. There is also “I smoked a pole and I liked it” does not exactly have the same jenesequa as “I kissed a girl and I liked it”
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posted on
10/04/2019 8:18:24 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
“I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?”
I mean how can I judge putting a live grenade in my mouth, dude! Uh dude where u goin ??
To: freedomlover
Isn’t it obvious? He is going to brown town via the chocolate highway to his job as a packer at the fudge factory.
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posted on
10/04/2019 8:37:38 AM PDT
by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: Mr. Jeeves
...Razumilov said in his complaint: "I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?"... Now, I, on the other hand, do not actually have to enter a sewer to know that it is dark, stinky and foul in there.
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