The dude should have bought pants with pockets or a phone holster. Keeping it "there" is bound to turn you gay.
LOLOLOL
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
2 posted on
10/03/2019 11:03:00 AM PDT by
LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
(TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
He was manufactured “that way”. LOL.
3 posted on
10/03/2019 11:04:08 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
4 posted on
10/03/2019 11:04:32 AM PDT by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I wish I could figure out who made my forks.
I’d sue them for making me fat.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Has the ring of truth, so to speak.
6 posted on
10/03/2019 11:04:57 AM PDT by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Did his choice of a pink rhinestone encrusted phone case happen. before or after he ‘changed teams’
7 posted on
10/03/2019 11:05:19 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill yo u.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Keepin' it gay, comrade...lol
8 posted on
10/03/2019 11:05:24 AM PDT by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I really thought this was going to be about having the vibrating alarm on, and carrying it in the wrong place!
9 posted on
10/03/2019 11:06:00 AM PDT by
rlmorel
(Trump to China: This Capitalist Will Not Sell You the Rope with Which You Will Hang Us.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
10 posted on
10/03/2019 11:06:42 AM PDT by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
So, he admits that is a “bad” thing? :D
I’m waiting for the homosexual that sues because it turned him straight.
11 posted on
10/03/2019 11:08:56 AM PDT by
cuban leaf
(We're living in Dr. Zhivago but without the love triangle)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Is this the iPhone user in question?
12 posted on
10/03/2019 11:09:20 AM PDT by
Perseverando
(For Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies & other DemoKKKrats: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
This guy had a choice.
But would Apple turn you gay if they could?
Have you ever been to an Apple store????!
Let’s hope they never gain that ability.
14 posted on
10/03/2019 11:13:29 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I’m far from the Apple proselyte that Rush Limbaugh is but I think I can hold Apple blameless on this. Phones don’t turn you gay and neither do cryptocurrencies.
16 posted on
10/03/2019 11:35:59 AM PDT by
OrangeHoof
(The Democrats - Paid For By The Father of Lies. There is no truth in them.)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
First, they turned the frogs gay, but I wasn’t a frog, so I did nothing...
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Thank goodness I use Android.
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
iPhones play subliminal messages, mostly when they detect you are sleeping. They also emit extra radio frequencies, not used in normal transmission, that make your brain more susceptible to suggestion.
22 posted on
10/03/2019 12:55:56 PM PDT by
fruser1
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
There’s nobody on this earth who hates Apple more than me....but this is astoundingly sick!
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
If he had read the on-line instructions, it clearly states that you should never orally clean the display screen.
25 posted on
10/03/2019 1:08:05 PM PDT by
gathersnomoss
(Welcome to North Mexico, Gringo's it...)
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Apple just trying for homogeneity in their customer base?
To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
I’m sensing a lot of “judging before trying” in this thread!!!
28 posted on
10/03/2019 5:16:29 PM PDT by
Do_Tar
(Do I really need a /joke?)
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