iPhone user sues Apple after claiming device turned him gay

Daily Star ^ | 3 OCT 2019 | Anthony Blair

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

An iPhone user is suing Apple after claiming an app on his phone turned him gay.

The plaintiff, identified only as D Razumilov, argues he became "mired in same-sex relationships" this summer after getting involved in a cryptocurrency app.

He is seeking one million rubles (£12,459) in damages, the Moscow Times reported.

In a complaint published on Wednesday, Razumilov says he received 69 GayCoins on a cryptocurrency payment app he downloaded onto his iPhone in 2017.

The unknown sender of the coins reportedly wrote a message in English for Razumilov which he interpreted as "don't judge without trying".

Razumilov said in his complaint: "I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it?"

And so, because of this message, he said he began having same-sex relationships.

"I can say after the passage of two months that I'm mired in intimacy with a member of my own sex and can't get out," the complaint continues.

Razumilov explained: "I have a steady boyfriend and I don't know how to explain it to my parents."

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

The dude should have bought pants with pockets or a phone holster. Keeping it "there" is bound to turn you gay.

LOLOLOL

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wqc__mHkpI

[FlingWingFlyer]

He was manufactured “that way”. LOL.

[Steely Tom]

Sounds believable.

[LegendHasIt]

I wish I could figure out who made my forks.

I’d sue them for making me fat.

[Steely Tom]

Has the ring of truth, so to speak.

[Vaquero]

Did his choice of a pink rhinestone encrusted phone case happen. before or after he ‘changed teams’

[HombreSecreto]

Keepin' it gay, comrade...lol

[rlmorel]

I really thought this was going to be about having the vibrating alarm on, and carrying it in the wrong place!

[right way right]

Ew.

[cuban leaf]

So, he admits that is a “bad” thing? :D

I’m waiting for the homosexual that sues because it turned him straight.

[Perseverando]

Is this the iPhone user in question?

[cuban leaf]

Believeable? It sounds downright “credible” and “urgent”. :D

[DannyTN]

This guy had a choice.

But would Apple turn you gay if they could?

Have you ever been to an Apple store????!

Let’s hope they never gain that ability.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Its all in where you keep the phone. Phone holster or pocket and you are OK. To turn even more gay you can graduate to keeping your ipad there. To turn Shemp Smith, Anderson Pooper or Don Lemon(party) gay you can store your iMac there.

[OrangeHoof]

I’m far from the Apple proselyte that Rush Limbaugh is but I think I can hold Apple blameless on this. Phones don’t turn you gay and neither do cryptocurrencies.

[Boogieman]

First, they turned the frogs gay, but I wasn’t a frog, so I did nothing...

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

As I said above it is all in where you keep the phone. A pocket or phone holster is safe. If you store it in your butt there is a chance you might join the rainbow mafia depending on if you use the vibrate ringer function. It does add to your prison cred tho since you can smuggle in phones for other inmates.

[Fido969]

This is something about that company - but I can't quite put my finger on it....

[Mr. Blond]

Thank goodness I use Android.