Posted on 09/23/2019 1:27:04 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
NEW YORK, NY—Climate activist and adolescent Greta Thunberg gave a passionate speech at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, declaring, "How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words, and yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing."
"This is all wrong," she declared, clearly on the verge of tears.
Savvy viewers, however, noticed there were marionette strings attached to the 16-year-old throughout her speech.
"Hey, wait a minute!" one attendee shouted. "Those are puppet strings, kinda like on Thunderbirds!" This caused some uproar, with everyone tracing the strings to see who had brainwashed this young girl into thinking the world was ending and pulling her strings. Some people got bored with the speech after that and just went and watched Thunderbirds, which had more interesting puppets and better acting.
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She reminds me of that Rachel girl who tried to block an Israeli tank.
Now you've done it, I just got a sudden craving for pancakes.
Would not be surprised if her head can pivot a few 360s.
Outstanding!
These are the kind of threads that make being a monthly donor worthwhile . . .
Reminds me of the short story and movie WILD IN THE STREETS.
Keep the adults strung out on LSD while the teens run the world.
What a nasty looking little girl.
Why does she have the world stage?
What is with liberals jumping over each other to put children, who have no clue about anything, on a pedestal.
They truly are bird brains.
We don’t need A.S. We have plenty of the organic kind.
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How is this not child abuse? Seriously. This child has a handler that accompanies her everywhere. She’s clearly been brainwashed.
What’s the difference between some 11 year old on a white supremacist compound parroting garbage she’s heard about the inferiority of other races and this throwback to a Goebbels Hitler Youth poster?
Bttt!
No idea I had such power. It's going to my head, uh-oh; Note to self: don't worship yourself, there's no future in it.
All that was missing was her breaking out and singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”.
I was thinking the same thing!
Well, they did give us ABBA.
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