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Marionette Strings Clearly Visible During Greta Thunberg Testimony
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 23, 2019

Posted on 09/23/2019 1:27:04 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain

NEW YORK, NY—Climate activist and adolescent Greta Thunberg gave a passionate speech at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, declaring, "How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words, and yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing."

"This is all wrong," she declared, clearly on the verge of tears.

Savvy viewers, however, noticed there were marionette strings attached to the 16-year-old throughout her speech.

"Hey, wait a minute!" one attendee shouted. "Those are puppet strings, kinda like on Thunderbirds!" This caused some uproar, with everyone tracing the strings to see who had brainwashed this young girl into thinking the world was ending and pulling her strings. Some people got bored with the speech after that and just went and watched Thunderbirds, which had more interesting puppets and better acting.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; childabuse; gretathunberg; lazyposter; satire
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1 posted on 09/23/2019 1:27:04 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
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She certainly is an angry looking little nit wit


2 posted on 09/23/2019 1:30:47 PM PDT by albie
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3 posted on 09/23/2019 1:32:59 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (Hillary has more mysterious deaths around her than Jessica Fletcher.)
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It would be funny, if it weren’t sadly true.

The girl is being manipulated, but she is too stupid to notice, she is enjoying her fame so much.


4 posted on 09/23/2019 1:33:02 PM PDT by Innovative
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To: albie
"I TRIPLE DOG dare you!!!!"


5 posted on 09/23/2019 1:35:27 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain (Hillary has more mysterious deaths around her than Jessica Fletcher.)
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To: albie
You have stolen my dreams and my childhood

hm...I'm pretty sure it was the meds that did that and had nothing to do with the climate.
6 posted on 09/23/2019 1:37:35 PM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Snarling little half wit.


7 posted on 09/23/2019 1:39:03 PM PDT by jmacusa ("If wisdom is not the Lord, what is wisdom?)
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To: albie

Some lucky little boy has angry face in his future...


8 posted on 09/23/2019 1:41:28 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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This IS my happy face!

9 posted on 09/23/2019 1:44:36 PM PDT by JPG (MAGA!)
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This is fake news because factcheck.org says Greta is a real teenager, and there were no strings.

Babylon Bee must be banned from the Internet.

(Do I need /s?)


10 posted on 09/23/2019 1:45:41 PM PDT by unlearner (War is coming.)
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People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing.

Granted; it's normal for people to die. If she believes in evolutionary theory *(guaranteed, she does), then ecosystem collapse, or rearranging, is also normal. Which of these phenomena owe their existence to human activity?

I'd like for her to name just one. This little hoser should stick it up her Aspergers.

11 posted on 09/23/2019 1:45:51 PM PDT by Migraine (ThereÂ’s going to be a serious third-party candidate. Mark my words.)
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Sad....doesn't even realize she's being used along with millions of other kids....who can't even read and write decently.

I wonder what kind of benefits she's getting....cuz you know damn well she's getting some big bucks someplace.

And where is mommy and daddy?

12 posted on 09/23/2019 1:46:06 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Some lucky little boy has angry face in his future...
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Scores of unlucky cats are trembling at the thought that they may have the misfortune of being among the hundred or so cats who will live in Greta’s lonely house in the future.


13 posted on 09/23/2019 1:47:25 PM PDT by House Atreides (Boycott the NFL 100% — PERMANENTLY)
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Eat s**t, you little twerp. Throw your tantrum at someone who cares. You think you’re the first little girl who’s experienced anxiety? Especially as infused in you by propgandized adults around you? What about the whole generation that grew up with nuclear bombs? What about the folks who lived through the Great Depression? What about people who lived in countries invaded in WW2?

Nobody stole s**t from you.


14 posted on 09/23/2019 1:48:18 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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The girl is being manipulated, but she is too stupid to notice, she is enjoying her fame so much.

I don't think she's enjoying her fame. That's not the issue. She has a developmental disability. That means that, emotionally, she's probably more like a 9 year-old. What's going on with her is that she's been brainwashed into a true-believer of an internet hoax.
15 posted on 09/23/2019 1:49:37 PM PDT by Antoninus ("In Washington, swamp drain you.")
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Majoring in Stink Eye


16 posted on 09/23/2019 1:53:37 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

https://medium.com/@tabitha.whiting/greta-thunberg-i-promised-myself-i-was-going-to-do-everything-i-could-to-make-a-difference-cb6fade1904


17 posted on 09/23/2019 1:53:55 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: JPG

Hitler Youth — braids and all


18 posted on 09/23/2019 1:55:07 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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They turned her into a little monster.....with what looks like a split personality. It’s all in the eyes.


19 posted on 09/23/2019 1:55:20 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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All that was missing was her breaking out and singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”.


20 posted on 09/23/2019 1:57:21 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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