Posted on 09/23/2019 1:27:04 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
NEW YORK, NY—Climate activist and adolescent Greta Thunberg gave a passionate speech at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, declaring, "How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words, and yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing."
"This is all wrong," she declared, clearly on the verge of tears.
Savvy viewers, however, noticed there were marionette strings attached to the 16-year-old throughout her speech.
"Hey, wait a minute!" one attendee shouted. "Those are puppet strings, kinda like on Thunderbirds!" This caused some uproar, with everyone tracing the strings to see who had brainwashed this young girl into thinking the world was ending and pulling her strings. Some people got bored with the speech after that and just went and watched Thunderbirds, which had more interesting puppets and better acting.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
She certainly is an angry looking little nit wit
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It would be funny, if it weren’t sadly true.
The girl is being manipulated, but she is too stupid to notice, she is enjoying her fame so much.
Snarling little half wit.
Some lucky little boy has angry face in his future...
This is fake news because factcheck.org says Greta is a real teenager, and there were no strings.
Babylon Bee must be banned from the Internet.
(Do I need /s?)
Granted; it's normal for people to die. If she believes in evolutionary theory *(guaranteed, she does), then ecosystem collapse, or rearranging, is also normal. Which of these phenomena owe their existence to human activity?
I'd like for her to name just one. This little hoser should stick it up her Aspergers.
I wonder what kind of benefits she's getting....cuz you know damn well she's getting some big bucks someplace.
And where is mommy and daddy?
Some lucky little boy has angry face in his future...
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Scores of unlucky cats are trembling at the thought that they may have the misfortune of being among the hundred or so cats who will live in Greta’s lonely house in the future.
Eat s**t, you little twerp. Throw your tantrum at someone who cares. You think you’re the first little girl who’s experienced anxiety? Especially as infused in you by propgandized adults around you? What about the whole generation that grew up with nuclear bombs? What about the folks who lived through the Great Depression? What about people who lived in countries invaded in WW2?
Nobody stole s**t from you.
Majoring in Stink Eye
Hitler Youth — braids and all
They turned her into a little monster.....with what looks like a split personality. It’s all in the eyes.
All that was missing was her breaking out and singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”.
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