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Marionette Strings Clearly Visible During Greta Thunberg Testimony
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 23, 2019

Posted on 09/23/2019 1:27:04 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain

NEW YORK, NY—Climate activist and adolescent Greta Thunberg gave a passionate speech at the UN Climate Action Summit in New York, declaring, "How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words, and yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing."

"This is all wrong," she declared, clearly on the verge of tears.

Savvy viewers, however, noticed there were marionette strings attached to the 16-year-old throughout her speech.

"Hey, wait a minute!" one attendee shouted. "Those are puppet strings, kinda like on Thunderbirds!" This caused some uproar, with everyone tracing the strings to see who had brainwashed this young girl into thinking the world was ending and pulling her strings. Some people got bored with the speech after that and just went and watched Thunderbirds, which had more interesting puppets and better acting.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; childabuse; gretathunberg; lazyposter; satire
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To: Ciaphas Cain

She reminds me of that Rachel girl who tried to block an Israeli tank.


41 posted on 09/23/2019 3:30:25 PM PDT by miserare ( Indict Hillary!)
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To: miserare
She reminds me of that Rachel girl who tried to block an Israeli tank.

Now you've done it, I just got a sudden craving for pancakes.

42 posted on 09/23/2019 3:33:25 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Would not be surprised if her head can pivot a few 360s.


43 posted on 09/23/2019 3:41:32 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: JPG

Outstanding!

These are the kind of threads that make being a monthly donor worthwhile . . .


44 posted on 09/23/2019 3:55:16 PM PDT by BraveMan
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To: Ciaphas Cain

Reminds me of the short story and movie WILD IN THE STREETS.

Keep the adults strung out on LSD while the teens run the world.


45 posted on 09/23/2019 4:06:53 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Ciaphas Cain

What a nasty looking little girl.

Why does she have the world stage?

What is with liberals jumping over each other to put children, who have no clue about anything, on a pedestal.

They truly are bird brains.


46 posted on 09/23/2019 4:08:45 PM PDT by No Socialist
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To: cgbg

We don’t need A.S. We have plenty of the organic kind.


47 posted on 09/23/2019 4:13:39 PM PDT by Disambiguator ("Progressives" want government in action. Conservatives want government inaction.)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

https://club-aufkleber.mysupr.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/869/2019/06/64874451_2221110104631580_2884310713835192320_n.jpg


48 posted on 09/23/2019 4:31:19 PM PDT by Chode (Send bachelors, and come heavily armed!)
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To: dfwgator

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49 posted on 09/23/2019 4:59:21 PM PDT by miserare ( Indict Hillary!)
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To: Ciaphas Cain

How is this not child abuse? Seriously. This child has a handler that accompanies her everywhere. She’s clearly been brainwashed.

What’s the difference between some 11 year old on a white supremacist compound parroting garbage she’s heard about the inferiority of other races and this throwback to a Goebbels Hitler Youth poster?


50 posted on 09/23/2019 5:05:41 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs
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51 posted on 09/23/2019 5:26:31 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: RinaseaofDs

Bttt!


52 posted on 09/23/2019 6:19:16 PM PDT by Pagey (8 years of MISERY, Thanks to Valerie Jarrett. Wretched human.)
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To: willyd
over 90% of the species that ever existed on this planet are extinct... because of you!

No idea I had such power. It's going to my head, uh-oh; Note to self: don't worship yourself, there's no future in it.

53 posted on 09/24/2019 4:30:35 AM PDT by Migraine (ThereÂ’s going to be a serious third-party candidate. Mark my words.)
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To: dfwgator

All that was missing was her breaking out and singing “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”.

I was thinking the same thing!


54 posted on 09/24/2019 9:38:08 AM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: RedMonqey

Well, they did give us ABBA.


55 posted on 09/24/2019 9:50:01 AM PDT by jaydubya2
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