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Deputies say a man had a meth-fueled attack squirrel. They need help finding him
WHNT News 19, ^ | June 18, 2019 | WHNT News 19,

Posted on 06/18/2019 2:25:08 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

LIMESTONE COUNTY, Ala. - Authorities arrested a man and are searching for another after they found methamphetamine, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and an "attack squirrel" during a search Monday.

The Limestone County Sheriff's Office said Ronnie Reynolds, 37, was arrested during the search. They added Mickey Paulk, 35, is wanted by investigators, after he allegedly fed a squirrel meth to keep it aggressive.

Investigators said they searched an apartment in the 21000-block of Piney Chapel Road around 8:30 a.m. Monday after they received tips about an "attack squirrel" being fed meth to keep it aggressive. They found meth, drug paraphernalia, body armor, ammunition, and the squirrel in a cage.

Animal Control officials were called to the apartment, and they, in turn, contacted officials with the Alabama Game and Fish Division of the Department of Conservation. Officials said they were told it's illegal to have a pet squirrel and they should release it, which deputies reportedly did successfully. Photo Gallery View Gallery (2 images)

Reynolds was charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and loitering at a known drug house. He was taken to the Limestone County Jail and released on $4,000 bond.

Anyone with information on Paulk's whereabouts should contact the Limestone County Sheriff's Office at (256) 232-0111.

Deputies stated they were unable to safely test the squirrel for meth.


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Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel. A hell of a name for a death metal band.

Wonder if it is a Dem candidate for POTUS?

1 posted on 06/18/2019 2:25:08 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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Death metal or Punk.


2 posted on 06/18/2019 2:26:24 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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George Stephanopoulos


3 posted on 06/18/2019 2:27:57 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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They’ll never find him.

Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel leaves no traces.


4 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:00 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Inspired DU username.


5 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:03 PM PDT by wally_bert (Disc jockeys are as intwerchangeable as spark plugs.)
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Wouldn’t that poor squirrel have withdrawals once it was freed into the wild? Seems like a cruel thing to do.


6 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:04 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. - Psalm 33:12)
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Your move, Florida Man.


7 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:06 PM PDT by Yardstick
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An oldie but a goodie...


8 posted on 06/18/2019 2:29:02 PM PDT by DannyTN
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I want one.


9 posted on 06/18/2019 2:29:59 PM PDT by firebrand
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Nuts


10 posted on 06/18/2019 2:30:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Check in Florida.


11 posted on 06/18/2019 2:32:57 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat actually gets prosecuted. ))))
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Going after those is what makes him an attack squirrel.


12 posted on 06/18/2019 2:34:46 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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13 posted on 06/18/2019 2:37:01 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Free James Woods!!!)
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FELL MY SQUIRLLEY WRATH!!!
14 posted on 06/18/2019 2:39:37 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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I got a 22...

https://www.amazon.com/Squirrels-Squirrel-Hunting-Bob-Gooch/dp/0870331728


15 posted on 06/18/2019 2:39:45 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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Wonder if his girlfriend has a meth-powered gerbil...


16 posted on 06/18/2019 2:42:43 PM PDT by polymuser (It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
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Give that squirrel some heroin.

That’ll calm him down.


17 posted on 06/18/2019 2:43:06 PM PDT by seowulf
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To: DannyTN

18 posted on 06/18/2019 2:47:08 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. - Psalm 33:12)
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Nuttier than Squirrel Turds


19 posted on 06/18/2019 2:48:18 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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“Officials said they were told it’s illegal to have a pet squirrel and they should release it, which deputies reportedly did successfully.”

Great, so now there is a meth-addicted, trained killer squirrel roaming free and it’s going to be pissed because it can’t get its fix.


20 posted on 06/18/2019 2:49:46 PM PDT by Boogieman
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