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Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel. A hell of a name for a death metal band.

Wonder if it is a Dem candidate for POTUS?

1 posted on 06/18/2019 2:25:08 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Death metal or Punk.


2 posted on 06/18/2019 2:26:24 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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George Stephanopoulos


3 posted on 06/18/2019 2:27:57 PM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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They’ll never find him.

Meth Fueled Attack Squirrel leaves no traces.


4 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:00 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Inspired DU username.


5 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:03 PM PDT by wally_bert (Disc jockeys are as intwerchangeable as spark plugs.)
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Wouldn’t that poor squirrel have withdrawals once it was freed into the wild? Seems like a cruel thing to do.


6 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:04 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. - Psalm 33:12)
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Your move, Florida Man.


7 posted on 06/18/2019 2:28:06 PM PDT by Yardstick
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An oldie but a goodie...


8 posted on 06/18/2019 2:29:02 PM PDT by DannyTN
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I want one.


9 posted on 06/18/2019 2:29:59 PM PDT by firebrand
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Nuts


10 posted on 06/18/2019 2:30:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Check in Florida.


11 posted on 06/18/2019 2:32:57 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( Wake me when a prominent democrat actually gets prosecuted. ))))
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FELL MY SQUIRLLEY WRATH!!!
14 posted on 06/18/2019 2:39:37 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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I got a 22...

https://www.amazon.com/Squirrels-Squirrel-Hunting-Bob-Gooch/dp/0870331728


15 posted on 06/18/2019 2:39:45 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
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Wonder if his girlfriend has a meth-powered gerbil...


16 posted on 06/18/2019 2:42:43 PM PDT by polymuser (It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
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Nuttier than Squirrel Turds


19 posted on 06/18/2019 2:48:18 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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“Officials said they were told it’s illegal to have a pet squirrel and they should release it, which deputies reportedly did successfully.”

Great, so now there is a meth-addicted, trained killer squirrel roaming free and it’s going to be pissed because it can’t get its fix.


20 posted on 06/18/2019 2:49:46 PM PDT by Boogieman
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21 posted on 06/18/2019 2:52:07 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord. - Psalm 33:12)
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How do you control who it attacks?
What if the squirrel attacked the owner?


22 posted on 06/18/2019 3:00:11 PM PDT by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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I hope they find the poor squirrel and get him treated.


23 posted on 06/18/2019 3:09:15 PM PDT by Innovative
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Help finding him? The man or the squirrel?


26 posted on 06/18/2019 3:32:32 PM PDT by dhs12345
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attack squirrel

Haven't we seen this movie?

("I don't know, Margo.")

27 posted on 06/18/2019 3:32:57 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word.)
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