I tell ya, just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Posted on 06/04/2019 2:45:47 PM PDT by Red Badger
Hold the mustard.
A Florida man was arrested and charged with domestic battery after he reportedly poured ketchup over his sleeping girlfriend, who he believed was having an affair.
Peter Wagman, 37 had been dating his 41-year-old girlfriend, who has not been named, for 11 years. According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, they often argued over infidelity and the most recent incident, which took place in the early hours of Sunday, was just one of their many spats.
Investigators were called to the couple's Pinellas Park residence where they found Wagman's girlfriend covered in ketchup. According to the police report, she had fallen asleep in the bedroom but later woke up to find Wagman pouring ketchup over her while yelling "that's what you get b----."
Wagman denied the accusations, but police noticed ketchup smears on his pants. He was promptly arrested and charged with one count of domestic battery, which he has pleaded not guilty. He was released from county jail on Monday and has been ordered to have no contact with his girlfriend.
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I tell ya, just doesn't have the same ring to it.
OK is it really necessary to arrest someone over a holy mess?
But please....older people “dating” for 11 years? Absurd. You know what they say about the pot.
And I’ll say no more about the shack-up.
Well, she is now free to go ketch-up with her new boyfriend!
Good thing he did not use some homemade hot sauce that my wife makes. It eats through the jar lids!
Thank goodness it wasn’t Grey Poupon.
At least he used a condiment when he slept with her.
Miracle Whip would have been a racist hate crime.
Leave her, break up, but this kind of behavior is not acceptable regardless of what she may or may not have done.
Whipped cream. Sexy.
Chocolate sauce. Sexy.
Honey. Sexy.
Ketchup. Not so much.
He may deny it, but there was nobody else there, and the woman saw him do it.
They should not have released him from jail.
Another Fl. man story.
“who heBELIEVED was having an affair”.
Was she or wasn’t she?
Obviously this guy needs to ketchup.
btw, these comments on here are hilarious ;)
I’d prefer mustard on mine instead of ketchup...
It was tasteless.
Yeah, but he had to open like, a thousand of those little packets.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiEfhPNZn7U
Ketchup and scrambled eggs are such a waste of sliced tomatoes and fried chicken. Leave her and date younger chicks.
Bet the sentencing guidelines provide for harsher treatment if that ketchup contains high fructose corn syrup.
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