At least he used a condiment when he slept with her.
Yeah, but he had to open like, a thousand of those little packets.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiEfhPNZn7U
LOL! Reminds me of a elderly patient I was completing admission paperwork on, years ago. One of the questions asked, “In what type of housing do you live?” It was all I could do to keep from laughing, as she replied, “Oh, I live in a condom. My daughter decided I couldn’t take care of my big house anymore, so she talked me into moving into a condom. I really like it!”
Another winner!...................