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Benny Hinn Miraculously Removes Lump From Woman's Purse
The Bee ^
| 5/10/19
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 05/07/2019 11:04:00 AM PDT by OddLane
According to several eyewitness reports coming out of Benny Hinns This Is Your Day revival event Thursday, the faith healer and televangelist performed yet another miraculous healing, this time instantly and completely removing a large growth from an attendees purse.
Hinn reportedly paused during the service, sensing the Spirits call to interrupt his Bible-based teaching to walk into the crowd and speak with a woman in the third row.
I sense
I sense you have swelling, somewhere
somewhere in youryour purse? Its your purse, my dear lady, isnt it? Hinn intoned, squinting his eyes as he drew on his powerful connection with Gods Holy Spirit to help relieve this woman of her hindrance...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bennyhinn; faithhealing; satire
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To: NRx
They are.
And I love them.
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posted on
05/07/2019 11:54:35 AM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: Big Red Badger
My wife sees him come into the department store where she works. Always with his bodyguards.
To: Cletus.D.Yokel; dfwgator
Careful. JR has asked us to play nice with our Roman cousins. A direct quote: Stop the Catholic bashing! Have you seen how the CATHOLICS are bashing their pope?
Visit some of the pope threads sometime, especially the caucus ones.
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posted on
05/07/2019 11:56:19 AM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: metmom
Caucus Rules and Etiquette...kinda like the Q-thread.
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posted on
05/07/2019 11:59:47 AM PDT
by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
To: metmom
Exactly.
Don’t say nothing bad about JP II to me, but Bergoglio, he’s a fraud.
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:00:09 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: NRx
Is that brutal as in “truthful?” ;)
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:01:05 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:03:50 PM PDT
by
OddLane
To: OddLane
It always made me chuckle when they would speed up the film as a group of young ladies chased him around, with “Yakety Sax” playing in the background. Oh.....wait a minute.....that was Benny Hill, not Benny Hinn....NEVERMIND!
To: OddLane
How much was the “lump” worth?
5.56mm
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:11:44 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
To: OddLane
I first flashed on Benny Hill and thought - hey, wait, he’s dead.
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:13:51 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: OddLane
LOL - The Bee is the Best
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:16:24 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: metmom
Here's another good one from the Bee.
Outrage As 'Game Of Thrones' Accidentally Leaves Clothed Woman In Shot
May 6th, 2019
U.S.Fans expressed their shock and outrage Sunday evening as the fourth episode of the final season of
Game of Thrones accidentally featured a clothed woman clearly visible in the background of a shot.
By way of apology, showrunners said they are adding 30 minutes of bonus footage of naked women to the next episode.
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:19:43 PM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: SkyDancer
I can’t hear his name without thinking about Benny Hill.
My my older brother used to sneak up at night and turn on the TV to watch Benny Hill. We lived in a Small house.
To: OddLane
The Bee is so very, very good.
Truly delightful.
Soon to be banned on FB and twatter.
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posted on
05/07/2019 12:39:03 PM PDT
by
karnage
To: OddLane
these people will continue to exist until the gullible wake up.
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posted on
05/07/2019 1:25:23 PM PDT
by
terycarl
(Notre Dame was God's way of pointing out that France has fallen from His favor....)
To: dfwgator
Exactly. Dont say nothing bad about JP II to me, but Bergoglio, hes a fraud. Nope, can't happen, Christ promised perfection overall and we've had that for 2,019 years......slight imperfections???? Well we're all still human but in Faith and morals....there have been no variances in more than 2,000 years.....and the "reformation" was blasphomy at BEST.....
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posted on
05/07/2019 1:33:22 PM PDT
by
terycarl
(Notre Dame was God's way of pointing out that France has fallen from His favor....)
To: metmom
Have you seen how the CATHOLICS are bashing their pope?,/I. ,P. oh good....it's you.....Real Catholics may have problems with the Pope in the same way they do with Trump...but in matters of faith and morals....he is infallible.....and you know that....former Catholic.
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posted on
05/07/2019 1:38:29 PM PDT
by
terycarl
(Notre Dame was God's way of pointing out that France has fallen from His favor....)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel; dfwgator
It might be useful at some point to make a distinction between "bashing the works and words of the Argentinian mischief-maker formerly known as Jorge Bergoglio" and "bashing the Catholic Church."
Since Bergoglio himself bashes the Church every day, and needs no help from you. ` ` :o/
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posted on
05/07/2019 1:46:22 PM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
("For the time is come that judgment must begin at the house of God." - 1 Peter 4:17)
To: OddLane
I always like Reverend Ike.
God Power is Green power!
Green power is money power!
Money power helps you to do God’s Work!
Say Amen!
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posted on
05/07/2019 1:50:19 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: TianaHighrider
Or Yakkity Sax. Gramps has his LP.
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posted on
05/07/2019 1:52:16 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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