Posted on 05/07/2019 11:04:00 AM PDT by OddLane
According to several eyewitness reports coming out of Benny Hinn’s “This Is Your Day” revival event Thursday, the faith healer and televangelist performed yet another miraculous healing, this time instantly and completely removing a large growth from an attendee’s purse.
Hinn reportedly paused during the service, sensing the Spirit’s call to interrupt his Bible-based teaching to walk into the crowd and speak with a woman in the third row.
“I sense… I sense you have swelling, somewhere… somewhere in your—your purse? It’s your purse, my dear lady, isn’t it?” Hinn intoned, squinting his eyes as he drew on his powerful connection with God’s Holy Spirit to help relieve this woman of her hindrance...
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The Bee is so brutal that sometimes it’s hard to call their work satire.
Reminded me of this In Living Color Classic
In Living Color : Hour of Power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_KjlhfSfsE
Benny still have That Combover?
That is brutal
Hilarious, but brutal
:: Benny still have That Combover? ::
Does the Pope sh*t in the Vatican?
He's certainly s_____ ON The Vatican.
Careful. JR has asked us to play nice with our Roman cousins.
A direct quote: “Stop the Catholic bashing!”
I saw the word “purse”, and said to myself, “must be the BB”. Yup.
Love that site.
Ha! Good one.
Well I consider it more Bergoglio bashing than Catholic bashing.
“First I Look At the Purse”
Bergoglio...
That’s what Mayor Pete said!
KEK
ROFWL!!!
I started to read the title with my mind first thinking I was about to hear of Hinn doing some phony cure, until the end of the title smacked my funny bone crazy. Thanks!!!
Glancing at the clip, I think Chevy Chase did it too, in "Fletch" or the sequel.
However, years ago, Penn & Teller demonstrated "psychic surgery" and then explained how the trick was performed.
I’m shocked they were able to use that name.
Back in the early 70’s my friends and I cruised the Renton Loop listening to The J Geils Band Full House on 8 track, over and over and over. :)
Loved that song.
For the record, this is NOT satire. It happens all the time!
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