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To: Red Badger
I know a woman who shot an alligator in her yoga pants. How it got into her pants I’ll never know.
2 posted on
05/07/2019 6:25:58 AM PDT by
EQAndyBuzz
(Only a Replacement Wall? Ann Coulter is deeply saddened.)
To: Red Badger
Hey Florida Man, that’s marryin material right there.
3 posted on
05/07/2019 6:26:54 AM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(If you want a definition of "bullying" just watch the Democrats in the Senate)
To: Red Badger
Is that an alligator in your pants or are you happy to see me?
4 posted on
05/07/2019 6:27:20 AM PDT by
VastRWCon
(Fake News)
To: Red Badger
Ib4 the “is that an alligator in your pants or...?” jokes.
6 posted on
05/07/2019 6:27:46 AM PDT by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: Red Badger
“Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“Officer, I am not happy to see you. It’s an alligator.”
7 posted on
05/07/2019 6:28:03 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Red Badger
I’ve heard of a trouser trout and a one-eared elephant in a person’s pants, but this is a new one ...
8 posted on
05/07/2019 6:28:06 AM PDT by
IronJack
To: Red Badger
It’s just an alternative lifestyle. Who are we to judge?
Are the two married yet?
9 posted on
05/07/2019 6:29:03 AM PDT by
Pravious
To: Red Badger
Yoga pants + an alligator + 3:30 AM. Someone should write a song about that. Paging Weird Al Yankovic.
10 posted on
05/07/2019 6:30:04 AM PDT by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Red Badger
LEO “Is that an alligator in your pants or are you just glad to see me”
12 posted on
05/07/2019 6:30:50 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Red Badger
Isn’t it everyone’s right to have an alligator in your pants?
To: Red Badger
Getting into hot chicks’ pants is something we Gators are good at.
We’re irresistible. Go Gators!
16 posted on
05/07/2019 6:33:12 AM PDT by
FLT-bird
To: dfwgator; TexasGator; EEGator
Gator in your pants Ping!..................
17 posted on
05/07/2019 6:34:55 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
Heck ¡Jeb! keeps turtles in his pocket...
19 posted on
05/07/2019 6:39:48 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(AOC: The brain of a tea bisquit)
To: Red Badger
Ariel Machan-Le Quire
I’d say this “Florida Woman is actually an “Louisiana Woman” from da bayou
20 posted on
05/07/2019 6:44:28 AM PDT by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
To: Red Badger
“do you have any thing else in the vehicle ? “
pretty broad and incriminating question I would say.
Are we required to answer it and how ?
To: Red Badger
Ariel Machan-Le Quire — Haitian, probably illegal.
To: Red Badger
“The state is often known for reports of weird crimes. Just last week, the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office caught a fugitive man who thought he could evade capture by wearing a “hideous” blonde wig.”
Yeah, we know
25 posted on
05/07/2019 6:52:11 AM PDT by
V_TWIN
To: Red Badger
The look cute when they’re little, but they have nasty dispositions and sharp little teeth
26 posted on
05/07/2019 6:57:33 AM PDT by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
To: Red Badger
Some women just have crabs...
27 posted on
05/07/2019 6:57:44 AM PDT by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: Red Badger
Florida Woman? Alligator?
Are we sure this is not previously Florida MAN with an alligator in his pants?
And the inevitable happened and now....
Florida Woman.
32 posted on
05/07/2019 7:09:02 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
( Import the third world and you'll become the third world.)
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