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Florida woman pulls alligator from her pants during traffic stop
FOX News ^ | 05-06-2019 | By Nicole Darrah

Posted on 05/07/2019 6:24:35 AM PDT by Red Badger

A Florida woman pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop on Monday — a strange move that might just rank on the state's list of odd reported crimes.

Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, was in the passenger's seat of a vehicle around 3:30 a.m. in Punta Gorda when she was pulled over, the Miami Herald reported, citing an incident report from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.

The department said that the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck."

A 25-year-old woman pulled an alligator from her pants during a traffic stop on Monday, investigators said. (Charlotte County Sheriff's Office)

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To: Red Badger

“do you have any thing else in the vehicle ? “

pretty broad and incriminating question I would say.

Are we required to answer it and how ?


21 posted on 05/07/2019 6:45:05 AM PDT by Bell Bouy II
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To: Pollard

Could be Haitian too, their names are often very elaborately French.


22 posted on 05/07/2019 6:47:06 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Red Badger
Ariel Machan-Le Quire — Haitian, probably illegal.
 
23 posted on 05/07/2019 6:47:20 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Could be Canadien Quebecois..............


24 posted on 05/07/2019 6:48:12 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

“The state is often known for reports of weird crimes. Just last week, the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office caught a fugitive man who thought he could evade capture by wearing a “hideous” blonde wig.”

Yeah, we know


25 posted on 05/07/2019 6:52:11 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: Red Badger

The look cute when they’re little, but they have nasty dispositions and sharp little teeth


26 posted on 05/07/2019 6:57:33 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: Red Badger

Some women just have crabs...


27 posted on 05/07/2019 6:57:44 AM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: from occupied ga

Used to live behind a Florida Alligator Farm tourist trap on US1 in Callahan, Fl.......................


28 posted on 05/07/2019 6:59:49 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: mountn man

LOL!...................


29 posted on 05/07/2019 7:00:10 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

My sister had a three and a half footer that took up residence last week in her pool in SC (just outside of Charleston.) She called a wildlife removal company that noosed it and took it back to the swamp


30 posted on 05/07/2019 7:03:47 AM PDT by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: from occupied ga

Happens here fairly regularly. Heck, right here at work I had to wait for a gator to cross the road so I could get home!

Here you have to call the Florida Fish & Game folks, protected species..............


31 posted on 05/07/2019 7:08:08 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

Florida Woman? Alligator?

Are we sure this is not previously Florida MAN with an alligator in his pants?

And the inevitable happened and now....

Florida Woman.


32 posted on 05/07/2019 7:09:02 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd ( Import the third world and you'll become the third world.)
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To: freedumb2003

Your post was both late and early, making it Schrodingator’s post.


33 posted on 05/07/2019 7:09:19 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: VastRWCon

LOL :D


34 posted on 05/07/2019 7:11:23 AM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: COBOL2Java
Heck ¡Jeb! keeps turtles in his pocket...

I'm no relation to ¡Jeb!, but I keep Mr. Shy turtle in my pants...

35 posted on 05/07/2019 7:14:46 AM PDT by null and void (The press is always lying. When they aren't actively lying, they are actively concealing the truth.)
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To: Red Badger

Go Gators!


36 posted on 05/07/2019 7:26:09 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: FLT-bird
We’re irresistible. Go Gators!

Damn straight!

37 posted on 05/07/2019 7:26:55 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Karma_Sherab

Hatchet Rules!


38 posted on 05/07/2019 7:27:42 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Red Badger

That Alligator tops Ron Whites joke about a Squirrel in your pants.


39 posted on 05/07/2019 7:41:23 AM PDT by Rappini (Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Excuse me while I whip this out


40 posted on 05/07/2019 8:28:08 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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