Posted on 05/07/2019 6:24:35 AM PDT by Red Badger
A Florida woman pulled an alligator out of her pants during a traffic stop on Monday — a strange move that might just rank on the state's list of odd reported crimes.
Ariel Machan-Le Quire, 25, was in the passenger's seat of a vehicle around 3:30 a.m. in Punta Gorda when she was pulled over, the Miami Herald reported, citing an incident report from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.
The department said that the woman was asked if she had anything else in the vehicle, and then “proceeded to pull an alligator out of her yoga pants (about one foot in length) and placed it into the bed of the truck."
A 25-year-old woman pulled an alligator from her pants during a traffic stop on Monday, investigators said. (Charlotte County Sheriff's Office)
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“do you have any thing else in the vehicle ? “
pretty broad and incriminating question I would say.
Are we required to answer it and how ?
Could be Haitian too, their names are often very elaborately French.
Could be Canadien Quebecois..............
“The state is often known for reports of weird crimes. Just last week, the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office caught a fugitive man who thought he could evade capture by wearing a “hideous” blonde wig.”
Yeah, we know
The look cute when they’re little, but they have nasty dispositions and sharp little teeth
Some women just have crabs...
Used to live behind a Florida Alligator Farm tourist trap on US1 in Callahan, Fl.......................
LOL!...................
My sister had a three and a half footer that took up residence last week in her pool in SC (just outside of Charleston.) She called a wildlife removal company that noosed it and took it back to the swamp
Happens here fairly regularly. Heck, right here at work I had to wait for a gator to cross the road so I could get home!
Here you have to call the Florida Fish & Game folks, protected species..............
Florida Woman? Alligator?
Are we sure this is not previously Florida MAN with an alligator in his pants?
And the inevitable happened and now....
Florida Woman.
Your post was both late and early, making it Schrodingator’s post.
LOL :D
I'm no relation to ¡Jeb!, but I keep Mr. Shy turtle in my pants...
Go Gators!
Damn straight!
Hatchet Rules!
That Alligator tops Ron Whites joke about a Squirrel in your pants.
Excuse me while I whip this out
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