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Helpful hints to A.O.C.

Posted on 02/26/2019 6:27:17 PM PST by oldasrocks

I think we all need to chip in and help A.O.C. come up with new ideas to put in her plan. I recently posted that she says every household will be required to keep chickens for eating household waste, produce eggs and fertilizer.

I also think canals should be dug across the USA so we can use sailboats for travel. We can use existing Interstate routes and dig out the medium. Fill with water and sail back and forth.

Other ideas?


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To: szweig

Infidel! You doubt the mighty brain power of her moral highness AOC! (Peace be upon her!)


41 posted on 02/26/2019 7:24:16 PM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
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To: oldasrocks

Berm up Earth, so that disabled transgenders of color can roll downhill anywhere they are want to go...


42 posted on 02/26/2019 7:30:41 PM PST by BeauBo
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To: AFreeBird

43 posted on 02/26/2019 7:31:04 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: oldasrocks

No more bathing. We need to wear our same clothes till they rot off our backs.


44 posted on 02/26/2019 7:31:12 PM PST by SisterK (its a spiritual war)
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To: oldasrocks
1. Mandate that everyone has to use corncobs to wipe themselves after defecating. No more toilet paper. Save the trees. Help farmers by marketing corncobs.

2. Turn highway medians into bicycle pathways and give people complete freedom from income taxes for using the pathways.

3. Establish Be an Hispanic Day and mandate that the populace live one day a year in total cultural immersion as a chosen Hispanic (pick a culture) in order to understand them. This must be documented and can not be faked.

4. Establish another day, Invite a Homeless Person In to your home one day a year. Every person with a regular place to live must do this one day out of the year.

5. Establish still another day, Invite a devout muslim In to your home. Same as above. $1000 tax incentive if the muslim is Somali.

6. Tear down all fences and walls everywhere. No fences or walls of any kind allowed. Cattle fences, business fences, security fences, ANY fence anywhere (even the White House). Fences are immoral. Make it happen.

7. Outlaw peanut butter and jelly. That will get almost everyone's attention.

If you want more ideas, just aske me. I have 100s of ideas.

45 posted on 02/26/2019 7:33:16 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: oldasrocks

46 posted on 02/26/2019 7:33:57 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: Army Air Corps

She already rides a hippity hop around the capitol grounds


47 posted on 02/26/2019 7:38:31 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: Army Air Corps

She already rides a hippity hop around the capitol grounds


48 posted on 02/26/2019 7:38:36 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: Army Air Corps

She already rides a hippity hop around the capitol grounds


49 posted on 02/26/2019 7:38:36 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: oldasrocks

Morality so powerful it’s independent of reality! Who can argue with that?


50 posted on 02/26/2019 7:38:55 PM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
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To: dead

Flintstones !


51 posted on 02/26/2019 7:39:06 PM PST by Truthoverpower (The guvmint you get is the Trump winning express !)
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To: oldasrocks

If you made it a law that a 1$ bill was werth 1000$, then that wood lift a lot of people out of poverdy and the homeles drug addics maybe then culd afford to bi some food and then theyd quit using drugs cuz thair sad :-( that there hungree. Everybody deserves to be richest expecially the intersextion peepl who the white peeple prayed on and kilt with ther mean privolges. Then maybee jossie wuldnt have to lie an girls culd get a job an everything.


52 posted on 02/26/2019 7:41:00 PM PST by tinyowl (A is A)
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To: al baby

Three times mine or is that one and a half times? Math is so hard when your morality is superior to everyone and everything!


53 posted on 02/26/2019 7:42:21 PM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
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To: Beowulf9

Ever tried using a corncob? Painful
Already using the medians for canals for sailboats.

Only one day out of the year? Should be weekly

Invite a muzzie in for pork chops and show them the hole we dug for them in the back yard.

No fences. Good idea. Let the buffalo roam. Or do they fart like cows to. I would recommend removing the outside walls of high rise parking lots first.
Peanut butter and anchovy is better anyway. Fish is brain food.


54 posted on 02/26/2019 7:42:59 PM PST by oldasrocks (Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
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To: oldasrocks

Reality is, like , so limited. We must make a law that says our dreams come first and not to worry about how to get there! Like , you know?


55 posted on 02/26/2019 7:46:57 PM PST by Nateman (If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
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To: oldasrocks

All comrades are required to submit to purposely bad MOE POKES. If we’re ALL blind how do we recognize RACISM, WEALTH/POVERTY, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, GENDER OR BEAUTY/FUGLINESS?????

THIS COULD WORK!!


56 posted on 02/26/2019 7:47:44 PM PST by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON)
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To: neverevergiveup

I like your idea about all roads going downhill like one of those Escher modern paintings.

I know it is feasible since when I was a kid i had to walk five miles to school every day, rain, snow or shine—and it was uphill both ways.


57 posted on 02/26/2019 7:47:54 PM PST by wildbill
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To: oldasrocks

Place a large boiler over the house and senate.
The rising hot air will boil the water and make enough steam to power the turbines to generate enough electricity to power all of DC.


58 posted on 02/26/2019 7:51:39 PM PST by going hot (happiness is a momma deuce)
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To: wildbill

Me too, while wearing an 80 pound backpack, and with no shoes.


59 posted on 02/26/2019 7:52:50 PM PST by neverevergiveup
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To: Monterrosa-24

We shall convert the US Navy into a progressive galleon powered peace force. The rowing will be carried out by white males only. No talking! PULL!!!!!


60 posted on 02/26/2019 7:53:53 PM PST by atc23
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