Ever tried using a corncob? Painful
Already using the medians for canals for sailboats.
Only one day out of the year? Should be weekly
Invite a muzzie in for pork chops and show them the hole we dug for them in the back yard.
No fences. Good idea. Let the buffalo roam. Or do they fart like cows to. I would recommend removing the outside walls of high rise parking lots first.
Peanut butter and anchovy is better anyway. Fish is brain food.