Posted on 01/30/2019 12:12:47 AM PST by Impy
vs. NFC: Los Angeles Rams 
"Yo Cracka Imp, what the hell is a LIII? Is it that Swedish pancake restaurant?"
Oh hello Colon, I think you are conflating IHOP and IKEA somehow...
"Is it one of them flower things they give you when you get off the plane in Hawaii?"
That's a Lei.
"So I got Leied in Hawaii? (rimshot)"
Uh, are you looking into transitioning into a career in comedy or something?
"Why not? There hasn't been a brutha hosting a late night talk show since Arsenio, and everyone is always laughing at me, so I must be hilarious! Now are you gonna tell me what a LIII is?"
"They're Roman Numerals. LIII is 53"
"Fine don't tell me! You don't need to make up crazy LIIIs about what's obviously some honky secret code!"
"Impy, there's someone crawling out of the toilet!!"
"Ah ha, so that's how Colon keeps getting in. Who is it now? Show them in."
"Good evening, Gov'ner."
"Dear God no, that tampon I flushed came to life! Kill it, kill it!"
"Yarr that's the kid who was in that wizard movie. Larry Trotter and the Chamberpot of Victoria's Secret or something like that."
"My real name is Danny Radcliffe, my car broke down and...
Your car broke down in the Chicago sewer system?
"That's right, as an actor I'm always down in the sewers, anyway I was wondering if I could trouble you for a spot of tea while I wait for AAA?"
"I'll fix you some."
Burqa chick! Where have you been? I haven't seen you lately.
"I was elected to the US House."
How the heck did that happen?
"I was just walking by the local democratic party office when they pulled me inside and nominated me to run in a safe district, it was weird."
So Danny, who are you rooting for this Sunday?
"Oh the Rams of course, when Tom Brady pulled that MAGA hat out his locker I feel like that was the moment when as a country we were all like, ‘oh come on, dude!’"
Excuse me you limey bastard, whatduya mean 'as a country'? You just called me Gov'ner and asked for a spot of tea!
"I'm a refugee, from Brexit and all, so I walked here via Mexico. That means I'm an American now, the Speaker of the House said so!"
"Here's your Tea, Danny."
"Oh thanks love, could I trouble you for some sugar?"
"We keep that outside, Commissioner Smith will show you out.
"Yarrg, this way, Larry. The sugar is right there on the sidewalk.
"I'm pretty sure that's snow, not sugar. Say it's awful cold out here."
"Yeah, record lows. Gotta close the door now, cya! You can keep that teacup."
"Wait I only have this light L.A. jacket, and I have to go though your loo to get back to my car..."
"Haha, I'm totally gonna steal that cat's ride! I don't ever care that in doing so I'm fulfilling an unfortunate racial sterotype. Later!"
vs. 
NFL Live thread ping
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
My prediction, Pats by 4.
Everyone should root for the Patriots, just to upset those Leftard Hollyweirds.....
Oh well, two teams and lots of people I care nothing about.
There has to be a John Wayne or Clint Eastwood movie on some where.
#BoycottNFL (and regain control of your Sundays/weekends)
It all depends on the refs anyway.
Just say NO.
Not true at all. People obsess about one bad call or another, but there are countless “key moments” in a football game that could change the path of causation one way or another, alter the score, and affect the outcome of a game. The score could have been changed before or after the one moment that people tend to obsess about. If you think of a bad or missed call as just “one of the elements” teams and players have to try to make their own luck. Just as a tipped pass or kick can affect the outcome of a game, a gust of wind affecting it (except in the domes ofc), etc.
There are many moments before and after a “bad call” which also could have changed the outcome. Why didn’t the Saints score in overtime? Oh, bc Brees got picked off..... well that “caused” the outcome of the game every bit as much as the bad/missed call.
The anti-American NATIONLESS Felon League can cry, wail, plead, kneel, beg... whatever, our entire family of former die-hard nfl fans are NEVER COMING BACK, PERIOD!
We refuse to give our support, time, energy or MONEY to an organization that LITERALLY HATES US, OUR COUNTRY, OUR MILITARY, OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT, OUR TRADITIONAL AMERICAN MORALS AND VALUES, CHRISTIANS, AND WHITE MEN.
Forgedaboudit, the nationless felon league is dead! Everyone in the organization from the commissioner, to the owners, the managers, the staff: THEY KILLED IT, THEY STRANGLED IT TO DEATH WITH THEIR OWN SJW, ONLY BLM, PC Pink, anti-American HANDS.
As for the so-called "Patriots", who cares? The anti-American New England Turncoats lost us forever as fans when Kraft, on behalf of the whole organization, on OFFICIAL NE Pats letterhead wrote a letter stating the organization supported the goals and objectives of the filthy, black-racist Only Black Lives Matter movement, and then went on to fly, free of charge, rabid Only Black Lives Matter protesters to Washington DC to protest against "Whitey" and law-enforcement using the official New England Turncoats personal jet!
*Note: We have lived in New England and our entire family had been Pats fans for decades, for those here on FR who seek to deny this event took place, it is a matter of public record and, Bob Kraft's despicable move to publicly invite, and use the "Patriots" private team jet, to fly these anarchist, anti-American, anti-law enforcement maggots to DC to protest in favor of ONLY Black Lives Matter, and then back again on the "Patriots" team jet FOR FREE, at the team's expense, widely reported and praised by numerous news organizations throughout New England.
The Anti-American NATIONLESS Felon League, including the New England Turncoats can rot!
One more thing, gutless Tom Brady doesn't even have the stones or decency to go to the White House to meet with President Trump after being invited, the guy's a coward, cowed by his liberal wife.
Like I said; Who cares? All these loosers in the nationless felon lleague really care about is taking your money while they spit in your face and urinate on the country, nothing more.
Only thing I can add is I’ve never been a cheating Patriots fan.
If the Chinese National team were playing them, I’d root for China.
That said, I won’t be watching for the second year.
Who knew that Kaepernick was doing us such a HUGE favor!
Year 3, no NFL on our TV!
Yo, dude - easy on the caffeine. And stop yelling, it's not even 0700 yet.
Pats win 27 - 20. Gronk MVP. Brady dons a MAGA hat to accept the Lomardi. Liberals weep.
Boycott Bowl
I don’t have a good guess at final score, but I take the Patriots.
Great idea!
We should all watch “Outlaw Josey Wales”. I think I will.
It all depends on what Vegas tells the refs.
Los Angeles Rams first NFL Title since 1953.
You will not be missed ! Have a great day!
Thanks for stopping by to virtue signal!
Have a great day helping your little sister bathe the cats!
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