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Government shutdown misery thread
Posted on 12/22/2018 7:42:46 PM PST by ebshumidors
It's been shut down all day! Post your horror stories.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: buildthefence; daca; dreamact; dreamers; government; humor; trump
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To: ebshumidors
My Obamaphone has stopped working! Oh the huge Manatee!
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:44:40 PM PST
by
PTBAA
To: ebshumidors
I came to a red light that didn’t turn green for 4 minutes.
Usually changes in 2.
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:44:58 PM PST
by
stylin19a
(2016 - Best.Election.Of.All.Times.Ever.In.The.History.Of.Ever)
To: ebshumidors
The sun left the sky and it got dark!
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:45:30 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ebshumidors
My entire family was wiped out. And my house collapsed. I can’t even live under a bridge because the brodhes all collapsed.
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:45:51 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: ebshumidors
My beer got warm. Who do I sue if the gov’t be shut down?
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:46:10 PM PST
by
dynachrome
(When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
To: ebshumidors
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:46:28 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(As always IMHO)
To: ebshumidors
It was the longest night of the year!
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:47:53 PM PST
by
petitfour
(APPEAL TO HEAVEN)
To: ebshumidors
This shutdown today is absolutely horrible! Today I have’t received my duplicate social security card that the government promised to send me “within four weeks” a year ago. How in Heaven’s name are we supposed to survive this awful govt shutdown !?
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:48:11 PM PST
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians arent born, they’re excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: ebshumidors
I’m still waiting for my free stuff. Maybe I’m not getting it because of the shutdown?
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:48:17 PM PST
by
Rocky
To: ebshumidors
"dogs and cats living together ... mass hysteria"
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:48:21 PM PST
by
so_real
( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
To: ebshumidors
The mulled wine needs a touch more cinnamon.
To: ebshumidors
The Bears came out of hibernation!
They were eating all the Non Essential Government Employees that are wandering around.
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:48:40 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ebshumidors
Didn’t notice a thing. Maybe we should make this a habit...
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:48:47 PM PST
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it")
To: ebshumidors
Shutdown? What’s shutdown?
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:49:11 PM PST
by
Spok
To: ebshumidors
Chucky shutdown chuckles... the laugh is on him and the democrat lemmings... Schumer is the epitome of disgusting slime ball POS.
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:49:54 PM PST
by
DOC44
To: blueunicorn6
The days will get longer with the government shut down
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:50:11 PM PST
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: Jamestown1630
Sadly, I’ll bet the cost of govt when shut down is just as expensive as when it’s fully operational
To: ebshumidors
All of the flowers that are outside died!
A couple of months ago.....after a frost.....
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:50:49 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: ebshumidors
Hope this one lasts long enough that people realize -
"Hey, we can get along just fine on 75% of Government!" Maybe it will start a trend...
Of course Media and the Dems will paint this as some kind of odious ordeal. Look for stories of former Gov employees shivering in the dark, their kids whining "Mommy, why are there no presents under the tree?"
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posted on
12/22/2018 7:52:14 PM PST
by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
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