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Caption time: Caption this awkward photo of Jeff Sessions
Daily UK ^ | 26 OCT 18 | dcbryan1

Posted on 10/26/2018 2:42:46 PM PDT by DCBryan1

Caption time!

(Excerpt) Read more at i.dailymail.co.uk ...


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KEYWORDS: agsessions; animatronics; animatronicsessions; cesarsayoc; chat; doj; jeffsessions; sessions; sleepysessions; trumpdoj; vanity
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To: DCBryan1

It’s a small world.


21 posted on 10/26/2018 2:50:45 PM PDT by Truth29
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To: prophetic

Winner!


22 posted on 10/26/2018 2:51:28 PM PDT by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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To: DCBryan1

Looks like a Hologram.


23 posted on 10/26/2018 2:51:41 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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To: DCBryan1

” I AM ‘Q’ “


24 posted on 10/26/2018 2:52:17 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45 (Americans, happy in tutelage by the reflection that they have chosen their own dictators.)
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To: DCBryan1

If that don’t wake him up - then nothing will.


25 posted on 10/26/2018 2:53:02 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: DCBryan1

Damn, cheap batteries


26 posted on 10/26/2018 2:53:10 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: lee martell

Granny Clampett transitions.


27 posted on 10/26/2018 2:53:13 PM PDT by cumbo78
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To: DCBryan1

Let’s get this thing rolling! My Metamucil kicked in!


28 posted on 10/26/2018 2:55:14 PM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: DCBryan1
"Man, I just ripped the loudest, most foul-smelling fart in my entire LIFE!"
29 posted on 10/26/2018 2:55:28 PM PDT by heterosupremacist (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
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To: Para-Ord.45

” I AM ‘Q’ “

OK, you win.


30 posted on 10/26/2018 2:55:46 PM PDT by map
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To: DCBryan1

“I’m here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.”


31 posted on 10/26/2018 2:56:48 PM PDT by PBRCat
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To: DCBryan1

Wray says to Sessions;

Oh Jeff, General Kelly says he wants to see you in his office before the end the workweek. He says you should bring your pencil case,paperweights and framed rock collections.

He says The President is NOT to know about this meeting. It’s between you and The General only. Personally, I have no idea what it’s about, do you?.”


32 posted on 10/26/2018 2:56:52 PM PDT by lee martell (AT)
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To: DCBryan1

Seasons (mumbling)”I sprung a leak in my depends and that security K-9 is staring at me sorta funny”


33 posted on 10/26/2018 2:58:56 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: DCBryan1

“nothing phases me, how bout you, AG Sessions?”


34 posted on 10/26/2018 2:58:56 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: DCBryan1

“Show us the gang hand symbol you’re looking for, AG Sessions”


35 posted on 10/26/2018 2:59:45 PM PDT by LurkedLongEnough
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To: DCBryan1

I must act like that cool young hip zuckerberg so people will like me


36 posted on 10/26/2018 3:00:26 PM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: DCBryan1

That is his ‘NPC’ look.


37 posted on 10/26/2018 3:01:37 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: DCBryan1
Will somebody please check sleepy Jeff's batteries!
38 posted on 10/26/2018 3:01:56 PM PDT by 4yearlurker ("There stands mother under the oleanders,open the windows." A dying cowboys last words,1879.)
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To: DCBryan1

Another Classic FR Thread!!! Wheeeee!!

Jeff Sessions is 5 ft 4. Looks like Wray isn’t much taller.

(”Thought cloud” over Wray’s head): “I can’t believe my boss is the shortest Keebler Elf in the tree house.”


39 posted on 10/26/2018 3:03:20 PM PDT by RooRoobird20 ("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.")
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To: DCBryan1
"He is already wound up pretty tight! Be careful you don't break the spring,"

said the smirking John Koskinen clone at the microphone.
40 posted on 10/26/2018 3:03:23 PM PDT by leprechaun9 ( bou)
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