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Caption time: Caption this awkward photo of Jeff Sessions
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 | 26 OCT 18
 | dcbryan1
Posted on 10/26/2018 2:42:46 PM PDT by DCBryan1
Caption time!
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KEYWORDS: agsessions; animatronics; animatronicsessions; cesarsayoc; chat; doj; jeffsessions; sessions; sleepysessions; trumpdoj; vanity
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To: DCBryan1
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:50:45 PM PDT
by 
Truth29
 
To: prophetic
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:51:28 PM PDT
by 
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
 
To: DCBryan1
To: DCBryan1
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:52:17 PM PDT
by 
Para-Ord.45
(Americans, happy in tutelage by the reflection that they have chosen their own dictators.)
 
To: DCBryan1
    If that don’t wake him up - then nothing will.
 
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To: lee martell
    Granny Clampett transitions.
 
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:53:13 PM PDT
by 
cumbo78
 
To: DCBryan1
    Let’s get this thing rolling! My Metamucil kicked in!
 
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:55:14 PM PDT
by 
PghBaldy
(12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
 
To: DCBryan1
    "Man, I just ripped the loudest, most foul-smelling fart in my entire LIFE!"
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:55:28 PM PDT
by 
heterosupremacist
(Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.)
 
To: Para-Ord.45
     I AM Q 
OK, you win.
 
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:55:46 PM PDT
by 
map
 
To: DCBryan1
    “Im here to clean the carpets. Most of the world is carpeted. And, one day, we will do the cleaning.”
 
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:56:48 PM PDT
by 
PBRCat
 
To: DCBryan1
    Wray says to Sessions;
Oh Jeff, General Kelly says he wants to see you in his office before the end the workweek. He says you should bring your pencil case,paperweights and framed rock collections.
He says The President is NOT to know about this meeting. It’s between you and The General only. Personally, I have no idea what it’s about, do you?.”
 
To: DCBryan1
    Seasons (mumbling)”I sprung a leak in my depends and that security K-9 is staring at me sorta funny”
 
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posted on 
10/26/2018 2:58:56 PM PDT
by 
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
 
To: DCBryan1
    “nothing phases me, how bout you, AG Sessions?”
 
To: DCBryan1
    “Show us the gang hand symbol you’re looking for, AG Sessions”
 
To: DCBryan1
    I must act like that cool young hip zuckerberg so people will like me
 
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posted on 
10/26/2018 3:00:26 PM PDT
by 
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
 
To: DCBryan1
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posted on 
10/26/2018 3:01:37 PM PDT
by 
TomGuy
 
To: DCBryan1
    Will somebody please check sleepy Jeff's batteries!
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posted on 
10/26/2018 3:01:56 PM PDT
by 
4yearlurker
("There stands mother under the oleanders,open the windows." A dying cowboys last words,1879.)
 
To: DCBryan1
    Another Classic FR Thread!!! Wheeeee!!
Jeff Sessions is 5 ft 4. Looks like Wray isn’t much taller.
(”Thought cloud” over Wray’s head): “I can’t believe my boss is the shortest Keebler Elf in the tree house.”
 
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posted on 
10/26/2018 3:03:20 PM PDT
by 
RooRoobird20
("Democrats haven't been this angry since Republicans freed the slaves.")
 
To: DCBryan1
    "He is already wound up pretty tight! Be careful you don't break the spring,"
 
 said the smirking John Koskinen clone at the microphone.
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