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Headlines They Wish They Could Write, Episode 2
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| 8/2/2018
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 08/02/2018 10:52:07 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Today, we heard from CNN, who decried Trump and his supporters for insulting and heckling them ... and repeated the oft-inferred comparison to fascism and Nazism. Iexpected these headlines:
- CBS: “Trump Criticized For Resisting Our Narrative; Experts Shocked”
- NYT: “Evil Racist Ignorant Fascist Bastard Trump Accuses Media of Bias”
- NBC: “Without Any Provocation, Trump Wildly Lashes Out At News Groups”
- CNN: “DEATH TO ANYONE WHO ACCUSES US OF INCITING VIOLENCE!”
- MSNBC: “What A Nazi Trump Is. F&$^ Him. What A C*$&*$&#R.”
I didn't make it a daily thing, that would be forced. I'll make a new episode when warranted.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 4thestate5thcolumn; biasmeanslayoffs; enemedia; trysellingthetruth
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The media uproar over Trump actually criticizing the press for their excesses, reminds me of something like this:
911: "Hello, what is the nature of your emergency?"
Man: Yeah, I was beating my wife until she bleeds -- like I always do--- and she actually raised her arms in self-defense. My fist contacted her forearm. I think I broke a finger. It's clear she's leading a Hate Movement against me."
911: "We'll send an officer immediately to arrest her."
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posted on
08/02/2018 10:52:07 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
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posted on
08/02/2018 10:54:12 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/02/2018 10:59:40 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
To: Lurker
Another good one.Many tanks!
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posted on
08/02/2018 11:01:42 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
CNN: “DEATH TO ANYONE WHO ACCUSES US OF INCITING VIOLENCE!”
Reminds of Yogi Berra:
> It ain’t over till it’s over
> When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
> It’s like déjà vu all over again
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posted on
08/02/2018 11:02:09 AM PDT
by
poconopundit
(MAGA... Get the Spirit. Grow your community. Focus on your Life's Work. Empower the Young.)
To: Lazamataz
Our Sara just took Jim Acosta to the mat... WINNING
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posted on
08/02/2018 11:08:37 AM PDT
by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: Lazamataz
Exactly.
Setting the conditions.
Shaping the war.
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posted on
08/02/2018 11:35:48 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down....)
To: Lazamataz
That sounds about right.
BOOP!
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posted on
08/02/2018 11:49:30 AM PDT
by
luvie
(The bravery and dedication of our troops in keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American!)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks, Laz!
It’s nice to laugh. :)
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posted on
08/02/2018 12:07:27 PM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Lazamataz
NPR: “Trump cuts funding of N
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posted on
08/02/2018 12:09:16 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
To: Lazamataz
The first four read like actual headlines. The fifth one, not so much. lol
To: blondiegoodbadugly
The first four read like actual headlines. The fifth one, not so much. lolFor MSNBC, it most certainly reads like their copy.
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posted on
08/02/2018 12:11:38 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: freedumb2003
THAT WAS EFFING AWEZUM SAUCE!
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posted on
08/02/2018 12:12:05 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
Perfecto
Outstanding and so clever
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posted on
08/02/2018 12:25:19 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Lazamataz
CBS: “Trump Criticized For Resisting Our Narrative; Experts Shocked”
That
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posted on
08/02/2018 12:41:04 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
To: Lazamataz
"SuperCallousFragileSexistRacistNaziPOTUS!"
(I think that's pretty funny, but I can't claim credit -- it was actually spotted on some Leftist protestor's placard a week or so ago.)
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posted on
08/02/2018 1:36:25 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Lazamataz
ROFLMAO! (#1) Thanks, Laz.
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posted on
08/02/2018 2:40:39 PM PDT
by
PGalt
To: Lazamataz
New York Times: “Evil Racist Ignorant Fascist Bastard Trump Accuses Media of Bias” LOL - nailed!
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posted on
08/02/2018 4:12:59 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-s1_nfs7f4 STOP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-IsingvI_I)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
08/02/2018 9:47:52 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
("Racist Ignorant Fascist Bastard Trump Accuses Media of Bias” - freeper Lazamataz)
To: Lazamataz
LOL! you have a great sense of humor, Laz! :)
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