The media uproar over Trump actually criticizing the press for their excesses, reminds me of something like this:
911: "Hello, what is the nature of your emergency?"
Man: Yeah, I was beating my wife until she bleeds -- like I always do--- and she actually raised her arms in self-defense. My fist contacted her forearm. I think I broke a finger. It's clear she's leading a Hate Movement against me."
911: "We'll send an officer immediately to arrest her."
1 posted on
08/02/2018 10:52:07 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
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2 posted on
08/02/2018 10:54:12 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(The New York Times is so openly dishonest, even their crossword puzzles lie.)
To: Lazamataz
3 posted on
08/02/2018 10:59:40 AM PDT by
Lurker
(President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
To: Lazamataz
Our Sara just took Jim Acosta to the mat... WINNING
6 posted on
08/02/2018 11:08:37 AM PDT by
DAVEY CROCKETT
(Thank you Free Republic. Thank you President Donald J Trump, Greatest election Ever.)
To: Lazamataz
Exactly.
Setting the conditions.
Shaping the war.
7 posted on
08/02/2018 11:35:48 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down....)
To: Lazamataz
That sounds about right.
BOOP!
8 posted on
08/02/2018 11:49:30 AM PDT by
luvie
(The bravery and dedication of our troops in keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American!)
To: Lazamataz
Thanks, Laz!
It’s nice to laugh. :)
9 posted on
08/02/2018 12:07:27 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: Lazamataz
NPR: “Trump cuts funding of N
10 posted on
08/02/2018 12:09:16 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
("Trump is such a liar. He said we'd be tired from all this winning" (/dfwgator 7/27/18))
To: Lazamataz
The first four read like actual headlines. The fifth one, not so much. lol
To: Lazamataz
Perfecto
Outstanding and so clever
14 posted on
08/02/2018 12:25:19 PM PDT by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: Lazamataz
"SuperCallousFragileSexistRacistNaziPOTUS!"
(I think that's pretty funny, but I can't claim credit -- it was actually spotted on some Leftist protestor's placard a week or so ago.)
16 posted on
08/02/2018 1:36:25 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Lazamataz
ROFLMAO! (#1) Thanks, Laz.
17 posted on
08/02/2018 2:40:39 PM PDT by
PGalt
To: Lazamataz
“Southern Poverty Law Center Criticizes 82 year old woman for Sitting at the Back of the Bus,Then Evicts from Apartment!Trump Interferes as a Racist and Re-instates lease.”
22 posted on
08/03/2018 4:46:02 AM PDT by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: Lazamataz
Spot on and made me laugh!
23 posted on
08/03/2018 7:35:03 AM PDT by
MissTed
( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
To: Lazamataz
26 posted on
08/03/2018 4:28:16 PM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
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