Skip to comments.Bender's NFL Live Thread: Wild Card Playoffs
Posted on 01/02/2018 4:10:09 AM PST by Impy
No joke Coach Mora, it's playoff time already.
"Yarrrg, how can this be, the season just started!"
Seems that way, doesn't it? Let's see if Professor D-Bag can make some sense of this, Professor?
"I prefer 'credibilty-challenged' to 'd-bag'. But anyhow, the thing to keep in mind is that as you get older each passing year represents an ever lower percentage of your life, creating the illusion that time is speeding up. A guy in his 30's like you, Imp, is really starting to feel this effect. For fossils such as Captain Smith, it's even more pronounced."
"Who are you calling a fossil, you poxy harbour hog!? I may be a wight from 1912 but I was only 62 when I went to Davy Jones's locker! Pretty soon I'll be younger than you!"
"Not if global warming and/or cooling destroys the Earth before then!"
"Yaaar, yer full of it, you skirt wearing bilge swiller!"
"You aren't the only one who can google 'pirate insults', you grog-snarfing sea monkey! Climate change is real and it's spectacular!"
Take it easy fellas, speaking of time, the last time the Bills were in the playoffs, cell phones looked like this:
(If yours still does, you might just be my uncle)
Presidential candidates looked like this:
(Look at that glint in his eye, Dubya still had all his marbles!)
Lindsay Lohan looked like this:
As opposed to this:
"Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo" was still in theaters.
And one the top songs out was this.
And now for our Black Monday Report, here's Belly Button Chick:
"The Colts didn't even wait till Monday before firing Chuck Pagano.
Looks like Marvin Lewis may be staying with the Bengals afterall, he's like Belichick, without the rings.
Arizona Coach Bruce Arians retires.
Jack Del Rio is out in Oakland, and speaking of wights, Jon Gruden may be taking his place.
Hue Jackson is apperently retained in Cleveland despite being 1-31.
The Lions fire Jim Caldwell, who will be informed as soon as wakes up from his nap.
Green Bay fires D coordinator Dom Capers.
And finally the Bears fire coach John Fox and......extend.....GM Ryan Pace till 2021.........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Winner of the playoffs picks contest gets a picture of a brand new car!!!
Not really interested in the NFL anymore.
Traitor to conservatism and American values.
Saturday, Jan 6, 2018
Sunday, Jan 7, 2018
STUDIO Football. people think it is real.
But you are interested enough to come in the thread and virtue signal that you are not interested.
But Chainmail, you probably have given through your patronage to Microsoft, Apple, Verizon and others to these entities that support anti-American values far more in a single year than the NFL has done in its entire existence.
What is this NFL you keep mentioning?
Oh wait? Isn’t that the place where all the thugs and management are spitting on our flag and the graves of our veterans? The whole league can rot away.
BOYCOTT BY TRUE AMERICANS.
I suppose the NFL can be fixed, and maybe it is even worth trying. However, the list of institutions corrupted by the Left and then subsequently restored is very short.
Kansas City is great...at throwing defeat into the arms of victory.
A draw play...another draw play...then it’s always an emergency at 3rd down and 8. It’s the definition of insanity.
“But you are interested enough to come in the thread and virtue signal that you are not interested.”
Rotate your “virtue signal” label sideways, fold it in half, and cram it.
Many here are tired of seeing this NFL cuckold thread come up every week.
Stand for something. (because the thugs in tights you worship won’t)
KNEELERS INSULT THE COUNTRY AND THE MILITARY. Ret. career SCPO's wife. It is NOT watched in our house.
It is a liberal mechanism to shut down discussion on an issue if you have a disagreement, and I know you aren’t a liberal since you are posting on FR, so why don’t we keep it civil and actually discuss the issue?
My issue is that people are getting angry about a small percentage of players kneeling for the National Anthem which has been allowed to happen by the cowardice of the league, which I think we all agree on, but this is symbolic.
Companies like Microsoft, Apple and Verizon give hundreds of millions of dollars a year directly to anti-American ventures out of their own coffers (real operational funding for those anti-American entities) each year than the NFL has given in its entire existence, yet people still patronize those companies even when alternatives are available and they are not forced to use them.
Also, you may have a disagreement with this, but calling consumers of the NFL (in light of what I have said) is uncalled for. We should keep it civil and discuss it. Would you care to do so?
Normally I don't suffer fools or schmucks and let then die on the vine gasping for an reply, yet I find it is funny that these so-called "conservative" posters above seem to believe that when they disagree with someone, they have the god-like power to stop them from even expressing an opinion while making those in opposition the worse kind of monsters imaginable. That is what the Loony Left is doing on college campuses these days-- So, make one wonder just what is what and who is who, eh?
I disagree with a lot of folks but I never try to take away their Freedom of Speech like some do hereabouts. Freedom of Speech, now that is something to stand for, ain't it, boys and girls?
My picks for this weekend agree with Big: My Old Dallas Texans, the Jags, LA Ewes and finally the Ain'ts.
Say, Big, change one so that it makes us disagree so I can then demand that you never ever make a pick again!
Then we can go let you pay for the beer--
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