Posted on 12/31/2017 8:02:18 AM PST by MNDude
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? She replied, I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people. Her parents beamed with pride.
Wow...what a worthy goal. I told her, But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?
I said, Welcome to the Republican Party. Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
Hahaha stealing this
Good one
go ahead. I did! :)
Tell her Country of Singapore has more millionaires based on population than any other country, every 6th citizen is a millionaire.
How did they get there? There is no unemployment compensation and no food stamps in Singapore for able bodied adults. And the unemployed are only those who are in between switching jobs. Other countries should learn from Singapore.
I don’t know about that. Personal property is not allowed. Taxes are massive. Few can afford a car - a basic car can cost $100,000.
That was awesome!!!!!! Liberals hate being told the truth...
THEY HAVE DOPEY LIBERAL PARENTS, SO ITS NICE THAT THE YOUNGSTERS GET IT:
I invited the little liberal to come over and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard for $50.
She could then give the homeless guy $50 toward his food and a new house (things she would do as a liberal president).
She then asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work....you pay him the $50?”
I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party.”
Her parents still aren’t speaking to me.
Huh?
Beautiful country, though. :)
bttt
After having traveled to 3 dozen+ countries, I found Singapore the most prosperous looking, cleanest, safest to walk in evening, best underground highways, best airport with dozens computers with free internet access, best cruise ship terminal, and last but not least some really tasty food. And the roads were jammed with cars. Finally the Orientals, South Asians and Arab population gets along just fine along with a few remnant British people.
Good one liberals can use all the brain food they can get.
On to facebook, this goes :)
Laurie Anderson [My Eyes]:
**If I were the president
If I were Queen for a day
I’d give the ugly people all the money
I’d re-write the Book of Love
I’d make it funny
Wheel of fortune, wheel of fate**
After traveling to 3 dozen+ countries you still say, “Orientals?”
“I dont know about that. Personal property is not allowed. Taxes are massive”
Please elucidate on this.
Better yet, you should have suggested that she turn over her home and food to them now.
Chinks?
And they cane youth who vandalize.
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