Posted on 12/20/2017 7:08:18 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A married sandwich shop worker claims to have fathered dozens of extraterrestrial babies after bedding an alien in his teens — and has painted all of his raunchy encounters.
UFO lover David Huggins claims to have lost his virginity to a busty extraterrestrial called Crescent after walking through a forest when he was just 17.
Speaking for a documentary chronicling his bizarre life, he says: “I was walking in the woods and I see a woman sitting under a tree — and she gets up and she starts coming towards me.”
“I become very aroused sexually; I couldn’t get my pants down fast enough. I just lay down on the ground and she got on top of me. I have no idea why me. I just don’t know.”
“I reach my climax, which was quite painful, actually; it was very intense. And then I’m looking in her eyes and I pass out… Virginity lost.”
Throughout the film, Huggins shows off several of his raunchy paintings, all inspired by a lifetime of extraterrestrial romps.
One picture, which he dubbed “Virginity Lost,” refers to the night he claims to have first had sex with Crescent.
The 72-year-old, from Hoboken, New Jersey, says he’s fathered 60 alien kids altogether.
He had his first encounter at age 8 while living in rural Georgia with his family.
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DANG!
It was not an alien. It was a homeless woman he picked up.
Indeed. Maybe by “alien,” he meant Mexican.
What, they have a family reunion or something?
There are no “aliens”, but there are demons. Including incubus and succubus.
He should file a claim for sexual harassment. It is clear. He was under age. Abuse!
Maybe the court in Hollywood handling all of the recent sexual abuse claims arising from from events years ago ago will take the case. /sarc/
Leni
Tru Dat! All them Mehicans are aliens!
Gross
"...alien sex..."
Sounds like a movie plot from something Woody Allen would have made 40 years ago.
A sandwich shop worker?
“Mahm, would you like some extra DNA on the top of your chicken salad sandwich?”
Or a crude mash-up of Penthouse Forum and Coast to Coast A M.
Ummm, you know this already...
Answer #1: "Why?" Because some joker posted a tabloid crap thread and the Mods haven't seen fit to pull it yet.
Answer #2: You don't have to click on the thread, unless there's someone holding a gun to your head, making you click on tabloid crap FR threads. And if there is such a person holding a gun to your head, I submit you have higher priority matters to attend to than the tabloid crap threads. :-)
How can one prevent such assaults, forced sexual encounters.
The research indicates that as many as 3 million Americans may have been subjected to such sexual exchanges--men and women.
Their goal is obviously a group of hybrids. Some believe that satan is engineering a complicit and submissive bioengineered army on satan's side with his fallen angels against God's forces at Armageddon.
It is FAR from a joke to those so assaulted. It will be far from a joke for humans who are forced to contend with the complicit hybrids on the side of the fallen angels and globalist oligarchy.
Mocking what one is mostly ignorant about is not very admirable.
Damned. He nailed Cynthia McKinney when he was 8.
Nice shooting, Tex!
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